The only kind of Bleach I own is the kind you put in the wash!
If you're reading Miss Rukongai, I'm so sorry, but I won't be able to post another chapter for a long time. You see, I left all those files on my computer at home. But the Chinese government is nice enough to let me get on Fanfiction to post this (though, unfortunately, I can't get on blogspot, facebook, or Youtube)!!! YAY!!!!!! I love this country! And their national anthem makes me so happy!
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"Hey! Aizen! Yeah, you! Over here!" Hitsugaya yelled at the captain.
Aizen turned to look at the tiny, white-haired Shinigami.
"You suck!" Hitsugaya shouted.
Several other captains and vice-captains and seated officers began mercilessly taunting the captain who was apparently betraying Soul Society. Matsumoto was screaming that she'd never go on a date with him, Ukitake was making faces, Umichika was shouting jabs about Aizen's fashion sense, Kitsune was simply laughing and pointing, and even Byakuya was doing a lovely rendition of the French guard from Monty Python's Holy Grail.
Aizen glared at the gaggle of shinigami and pulled out his zanpaktou.
"Ichigo! Now!" Yoruichi cried.
Ichigo pulled out Zangetsu, rushed forward, and lobbed off Aizen's head.
Every person present let out a sigh of relief.
"Well, that worked out well," Renji commented, having just walked up behind the orange-haired hero. "Can you imagine what would have happened if he had gotten away? We could end up fighting him for years. Having to rescue hostages from Hueco Mundo, having to fight Vasto Lorde at every turn, having some of us come very close to death... It could have just gone on and on."
Ichigo cast an anxious glance at Renji. "Don't even joke like that."
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Don't get me wrong. Bleach is my favourite series EVER, but it's still fun to mess around with it. And seriously, does anyone else crack up at the thought of Byakuya usng a French accent and yelling, "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.... Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
If you have no clue what I'm talking about, you are missing out. Go check it out on YouTube.