This poem was co written by Twilight Rose2. I do not own Avatar. This is the first of (hopefully) many Avatar oneshots.
Kataang and Zutara way to trite
Tokka and Taang no way! That's not right
Maiko and Zulee don't make me sick
And if I see another Tylokka I'll just quit
Song and Jin will lead a happy life, each one complaining of Lee's quick goodbyes.
Azuki and Yuki makes me feel lightheaded, upset, mad, dizzy, faint, nigh
Unlike Toph I can see, and Katoph is something that just should not be!
Iroh and Azula will never be, their gene pools already messed up you see.
Jet and Zuko, love the bangs but not the love
Haru and Katara what a bluff.
Teo and Toph don't make me yawn
Sukka and Yukka are just plain boring
Iroh and Jet we can hear the crowds snoring
Zucest and Soktara, full of lemon zest
Haru and Mai is just not the best
Foamy and TCM are meant to be
Cabbage Man and Foamy will live under the sea