AN: Hey! Im nno good with multichapter stories, so this will be a bunch of one shots unless I say other wise. This first one is facebook :)
Disclaimer: I dont own Glee or Facebook.
Chapter 1
Puck Puckerman is now single.
74people like this. Comments:
Finn Hudson: sorry bro
Puck Puckerman: 's cool. not worried bout it
Santana Lopez: good. now you can get it together, you know who im talking about ;)
Puck Puckerman: shut. it. satan. =/
Rachel Berry: Deeply sorry Noah. Although, I think it is a good thing.
Puck Puckerman: cool thanks Berry
Rachel Berry: Your welcome :)
Puck Puckerman: yup =)
Santana Lopez: mmmmmhmmmmm ;)
Puck Puckerman: SATAN. =O
Santana Lopez: yes?
Puck Puckerman: ugh.
Rachel Berry: I'm terribly confuzed?
Santana Lopez: in time Berry...
Lauren Zizes is now single.
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Puck Puckerman: sorry. wasnt gonna work
Lauren Zizes: its fine. idc really.
Finn Hudson is now single.
Rachel Berry is now single.
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Mercedes Jones: whoop. die. dooda.
Rachel Berry: Im sooo over it...
Puck Puckerman: sorry Rachel...Hudson..
Rachel Berry: its okay Noah, I broke up with him. caught him with Quinn...go figure.
Puck Puckerman: shithead.
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Finn Hudson: RACHEL! dont post it on here!
Rachel Berry: itll get out eventually. I sped up time, deal.
Rachel Berry: fuck you. -Puckerman.
Santana Lopez: already on eachothers facebook? in the words of Hummel, i smell puckleberry.
Kurt Hummel and Brittany Pierce like this.
Puck Puckerman: fuck off satan.
Kurt Hummel: shopping with the girls :) I missed you guys!
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Rachel Berry: I couldnt come :(
Puck Puckerman: wanted to be with mee :)
Finn Hudson: wth? Rach?
Rachel Berry: NOAH! Im not even near you. Finn...GROW UP.
Kurt Hummel: notifications...even though i doooo love puckleberry :)
Puck Puckerman: Rachel Berry-wanna come to mine? :)
Rachel Berry: Noah, im busy.
Puck Puckerman: please? Becca misses you.
Santana Lopez: so does junior...right Puckerman?
Puck Puckerman: s.a.t.a.n.
Rachel Berry: Santana, when will i get it?
Santana Lopez: soon... i hope.
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Puck Puckerman has changed his name to Noah Puckerman.
Rachel Berry likes this. Comments:
Santana Lopez: whipppppppppppppppppped.
Mike Chang: she took the words out of my mouth.
Santana Lopez: where does she keep the box of jewlery?
Noah Puckerman: wow. you guys are freakin hilarious.
Mike Chang: Rachel Berry- wanna come see a movie with me?
Rachel Berry: id love to! what movie?
Noah Puckerman: way to bail on beccs.
Rachel Berry: ohmy! Mike, could Noah and Becca come too?
Mike Chang: if he can control himself...
Santana Lopez likes this.
Rachel Berry: okay! ill talk to him :)
Mike Chang: Rachel Berry has a WILD SIDE. love my ninja in training :)
16 people like this. Comments:
Noah Puckerman: yep. always has. shes a major rebell :)
Rachel Berry: love you toooo :)
Noah Puckerman: no love for me!
Santana Lopez likes this.
Rachel Berry: hahh(:
Noah Puckerman: that wasnt spoossed to be funny Berry.
Rachel Berry: yet it was :)
Noah Puckerman: ouch
Santana Lopez: THIS IS FUCKIN GREAT. PAHAHA
Noah Puckerman: hil. ar. i. ous. Satan.
Santana Lopez likes this.
Mike Chang: really guys, NOTIFICATIONS.
Rachel Berry likes this.
Rachel Berry: hey guess what, i like you. alot :)
Santana Lopez, Mike Chang and 15 others like this. Comments:
Santana Lopez: so the plan worked?
Mike Chang: i assume. i hope...i pray... i beg...
Kurt Hummel: diva! who do you like alot? hmmm?
Santana Lopez: really hummel?
Kurt Hummel: oh sweet Jesus its Puckerman.
Noah Puckerman: like literally he said it :) he was on my phone.
Rachel Berry: this may be correct ;)
Kurt Hummel: IT WAS HIM. Rach never puts a winky face...hah
Noah Puckerman: noah has my phone sooo yah
Rachel Berry: i have to leave guys :( no more phone swap. till dinner. byw
Noah Puckerman: bye Noooooahhhh
Rachel Berry: phone please?
Santana Lopez: that was adorable guys.
Rachel Berry: what was?
Mike Chang: my poor ninja :(
PRIVATE MESSAGING BETWEEN NOAH PUCKERMAN AND RACHEL BERRY:
Subject: Love you :)
Noah Puckerman: this is rediculous babe
Rachel Berry: ik :( i wanna tell them but finn and quinn...
Noah Puckerman: are asses. please? its been a MONTH boo.
Rachel Berry: okay No :) xxx
Noah Puckerman: love you :) im changing it xxxx
Rachel Berry: kay nooo xxx love you too :)
Noah Puckerman is in a relationship with Rachel Berry.
38 people like this. Comments:
Santana Lopez: PAY UP BITCHES.
Mike Chang: crap. really ninj?
Rachel Berry: sorry :P but yah.
Santana Lopez: heres the thing, we all know you guys looove eachother. so how long has it been?
Noah Puckerman: a month...:)
Kurt Hummel: OH MY GOSH. your joking right!
Rachel Berry: hehe nope :)
Noah Puckerman: date ;) i looove you Rachel Berry.
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Rachel Berry: love you too:) xxx
AN: there ya go! let me know how you like it :)