A/N: tfw it was three am when u uploaded this and didnt bother to look back over it til nine pm the next day cuz nothing seemed wrong with it when u first uploaded it it wasnt me it was the ipad i typed this on

*cough* Yeah, anyway. Here's a shitty story full of OOC-ness and fun wooooo. I'm making this up as I go along so don't expect all the details and stuff to be correct. I just made this for the shits and giggles.

I've been staying at my cousin's place for the past few days. After a little quarrel with my parents, I felt that I should go and stay with the one person who understands me the most: Naoya. I currently have a break from school, so that's convenient. I come here a lot, so I don't think my parents care at this point.

I loved my cousin so much because he doesn't make fun of me for who I am, unlike my parents.

They're always saying that being on my computer all the time is a "terrible thing" and I'm becoming exactly like "that pitiful NEET cousin" of mine. It's true that we both spend a lot of our time on the computer, but that's because the internet is an amazing place that can separate you from the painful reality that is the real world. Just ask Atsuro. The internet introduced me to my true love... memes.

Now, it's not like my friends really bash on me for being an extreme memer, but some of them, Yuzu especially, is always ranting about how unhealthy it is to laze around in a dark room and staring at a computer screen for hours on end. At least Naoya and Atsuro understand me. And Naoya even enjoys looking at MLP memes with me! It's not like I look at memes all the time. I have a Facebook. And I have a bunch of games. I recently bought Meme Run on the Wii U.

Anyway, after Naoya moved out, I spent much of my free time on 4chan, Cheezburger, and occasionally Tumblr. I used to be like Yuzu and enjoyed going out every weekend to spend my hard-earned cash on who knows what, but I eventually realized that the internet was the best thing ever invented, in addition to memes. Who needs outside when you can stay inside and look at funny cat pictures all day?

I woke up today in a surprisingly good mood, despite my ass hurting like crazy from last night's activities. I got out of bed and tried to locate my clothes. My shirt was on one side of the room and my underwear on the other. Thankfully, my headphones were placed neatly on the nightstand (I'd rather they not get stepped on anytime soon). I walked with a strange limp and collected my various pieces of clothing. Naoya gets a little too frisky at night. It was not necessary to throw my clothes every which way and be so rough with my delicate self. I'll teach him a lesson later. "That feel when you have to tell your own cousin to be more gentle with your fragile body when you're doing the do," I muttered to myself.

I didn't bother straightening myself out, because I really need a warm shower after I get some breakfast. I walked into the kitchen and noticed Naoya sitting at the table with a fedora on his head as he stared avidly at his laptop. He must me watching the new Equestria Girls movie. Unlike Naoya, I'm not really much of a brony, or a furry in general, although I can greatly appreciate some of the fanart. He always gets so engrossed in watching those fictional ponies prance around the screen, so I doubt anything I said right now would really register to him.

However stupid he may look right now, Naoya isn't just some hikikomori who sits around and faps to colorful ponies all day. While, yes, he may eat junk food all the time and is not very fond of vegetables, he is pretty useful. Believe it or not, he's amazing at programming. He's made several programs and websites before, and is even paid good money to do some of that stuff, which is how he bought me these expensive headphones, alongside a new laptop to replace that shitty old one I once had. He usually let's Atsuro help him out a bit because he's basically Naoya's apprentice, but he and I both know that Naoya can do all that stuff himself. Heck, he even did most of the coding for Fur Affinity! The owner, despite paying Naoya for his work and everything, did the finishing touches and took all the credit for himself and his partner.

I grabbed the most sugary box of cereal in this apartment and a bowl. I grabbed the carton of milk out of the fridge and poured a lot in the bowl. "Kinda wished I had some hot choclety milk," I sighed. Putting chocolate milk into the unhealthiest cereal known to man is godly. Naoya finally noticed I was in the room after I sat down at the table.

"Kazu," he said in his alluring, deep voice. He pushed his chair away from the table, stood up and walked towards me, kneeling down beside me and placing his hands on my shoulder.

"Naoya, as much as I like you, please don't talk about the movie. I'd rather not hear that."

He shook his head. "No, I'll dicuss that with Amane later. Listen," he stared firmly into my eyes, "you need to become the overlord."

What.

He saw the confusion in my eyes and explained further. "My love of My Little Pony spurred me to dabble in magic, as you may know. Of course, I'm a creep, so obviously I started becoming more interested in the dark arts. Look over there," he said pointing at the sofa. I can't believe I never noticed the purple clad man sitting there until now. He had ladder-shades, several tattoos on his neck, and an abundance of bling. "Sup," he said.

"See that? That's a demon. You can tell by that ridiculous outfit. I ended up summoning him last night after you fell asleep. That pimpin' mess of violet is Loki, and he's told me that, starting tomorrow, God's going to lock down Tokyo, as part of his ordeal for humans or something. Loki said you need to become the overlord of the demons in order to stop the lockdown and fight God."

What?

"I'm not exactly sure you're quite sane right now, but even if all that's true, why do I have to be an overlord?" I asked.

"Swag," Loki said for some reason.

"Yeah," Naoya nodded. "The demons are just a bunch of pimps and swagfags. Apparently, they can only be controlled by a memer, and you're the biggest memer I know."

True. I one first prize at the Memer Convention held in Shibuya last year.

"Fine. But how do I know that's not just one of your brony friends and you're just trying to troll me?"

Naoya's unnaturally red eyes glared at me. "Have you ever seen a brony dressed like that before?"

"Touché."

"Exactly. Plus, he was kinda in his demon form when he appeared, so he could probably transform again to convince you, if that's necessary," Naoya said, with a slight tinge of pink on his face.

You fucking furry. You have me, you ungrateful little...! And to think, I even put up with ponies.

"Yeah, that was fun. Turns out your cousin's either into handsome demons, like myself, or just spandex," Loki said.

Naoya coughed and looked at the door, an even brighter shade of pink. "So, do you believe us or not?" he said in a calm manner.

I shook my head, deciding to let my fury die down for the time being. "No, I believe you." Naoya's stupid blush has got me convinced, and besides, Naoya's definitely the most trustworthy person I know. "So, what's the point in me becoming overlord in the first place?"

"Yo, I can tells ya that," said the pimp as he stood up and came over towards the two of us. "This organization, the Shomonkai, have developed a sorta server dealy that let's 'em summon demons through them, uh, COMP things you humans got. I heard that they defeated the demon and guardian Jikoku six months ago, allowing the metaphorical wall between the demon world and Earth to become weaker, allowing the summoning of demons to be much easier. God and his SJW's just up and decided to give humanity an ordeal 'cuz o' that, because apparently humans summonin' demons is a big deal. The ordeal, the locking down of Tokyo, starts tomorrow and ends in a week. If the demons aren't all gone, this place if going kaput. Your government's controlled by them angels, so they got the powers to kill everyone in the lockdown."

I nodded slowly and ate my cereal while he talked.

"Even though this really has nothing to do with him, God wants us to repent for summoning the demons. Allegedly, by driving the demons out of Earth, the lockdown will be lifted and everyone will be happy. So, to get all the demons out, we need to get an overlord to rule over the demons and command them to go back to the demon realm," Naoya said, basically cutting Loki off. Said pimp seemed a bit irritated now.

"I coulda said that myself you little brat. I was on a role," he said, pouting and throwing a dirty glance in the direction of my cousin.

Naoya simply chuckled and said, "Whoops."

Loki sighed and flopped down in the chair beside me. "Yeeeanyway, it's so unfair that your God is chillin' up and heaven, plannin' on givin' humanity a task of gettin' the demons off o' Earth in a week. And if you guys don't, he's basically gonna strip man of his freewill. I'm sure you guys don't really want that, which is why I'm helping."

Naoya put on an intimidating expression, stood, and crossed his arms. "Okay. Now what's your game, Demon?"

Loki threw his hands up. "YOLO, man. I just thought this'd be fun, y'know? The swaggy demons overthrowin' God. Plus, an old... acquaintance of mine, you could say, requested that I do this for him, as he's kinda unable to make any moves right now."

After swallowing my last bite of cereal, I stared up at him in shock. "What do you mean, overthrow God?! I thought you just said we'd just get rid of the demons?!"

I glanced at me with an almost equally surprised look. "Eh? Did I say that? ...Well, I ain't gonna lie, but with the power of all the Bels and demons, you probably could kill God if you wanted to"

"Bells?" Naoya and I said in unison, looking up at the demon. Loki giggled.

"Ohoh, did I forget to mention? The Bels. They's these really strong demons fightin' for the throne of Bel, which is really what you're aimin' for. Beat 'em, become overlord, or the King of Bel, and you can do whatever you want with your demons."

This is a huge amount of junk to take in , but I guess I understand. Survive the lockdown, become the King of Bel, and tell all the demons to go home. Seems easy enough. And here I was hoping to stay at my cousin's place and relax for at least another two weeks until my break. The Tumblr users would be so jealous to find out this it is I who truly has the throne in hell reserved for me.

...Wait a second...

"Hey!" I suddenly shouted. "How the hell am I supposed to fight the Bels anyway?! Punch them or something?"

Naoya looked as if he remembered something. "Oh, yeah, that. Actually, I heard Shomonkai were basically giving away these demon-summoning COMPs, so I went and got a few last night," he said, going over to get a bag lying by the front door. He pulled out the contents of the bag and placed them on the table one by one. In the end, there were twelve COMPs and a package of My Little Pony stickers.

"They gave you all of those?" I ask, not even bothering paying attention to those stickers, because I know he went and bought those to decorate the COMP he'll get.

"Well, perhaps I may have just asked Amane for them..." he said rubbing the back of his neck as he looked at the table. Oh yeah, I forgot that Amane was basically the "Maiden" of the Shomonkai. Her dad's the Founder, after all.

We first met her when Naoya dragged me down to a brony convention in Roppongi. He was amazed my her wonderful human!Twilight Sparkle costume and felt the need to talk to her in person. We were surprised to find out that such a down-to-earth girl was part of the Shomonkai, and the Founder's daughter, no less. I wonder if Amane knows much about the demon thing that's happening...? "She said it'd be best to turn these on in an empty place outside," Naoya went on.

"Yeah, a demon'll pop out once you turn those things on," Loki said with a dull look on his face.

"And how do we fight THOSE demons, hmm?"

"I also have an answer to that one," Naoya inputted. "In the simplest of terms, these COMPs are built in with something called a Harmonizer, which grants anything and anyone in it's range the ability to fight demons."

I really wish I knew how the Shomonkai did all of this. Or how any of this is even possible. I never really believed in Gods or demons, but I suppose I do now. Damn, this is all way to sudden. Demons and Gods and COMPs and the Shomonkai and Overlords and...

"Ugghh, enough of all this, it's not even noon yet!" I whined as I leaned back in my chair. "I feel all sticky from last night and I just wanna take a shower. Nothing's even happened yet and I'm already stressed..."

Naoya smirked, bent over, wrapped his arms around me, and whispered into my ear with a suggestive tone, "You know, I know of another way you could relieve your stress. Tomorrow's gonna be busy, you know. Think you could hold off on your bubble bath for now...?"

I felt all the blood rush up to my face. "Hell no! My ass still hurts from yesterday! And can you stand to be a little more gentle with me?! I'm as delicate as a flower! Besides, how can we even do anything with that guy here?" We're not gonna screw if there's another guy here. This is the smallest apartment ever, and the walls aren't exactly soundproof. I would feel terribly uncomfortable. That aside, I'm really pissed at him finding that demon attractive. I'm going to let him suffer until next week.

Loki looked offended. "Now now, what's wrong with my presence? Ya know, I wouldn't mind joining in on-"

Naoya cut him of with a deadly leer. "No way in hell." He and I both knew that he'd be so into getting it on with a demon.

My cousin suddenly groaned, pulling another pack of stickers from his pocket. "Here," he said, before he grabbed his laptop and headed towards his room, his fedora nearly falling off his head.

Raeg face stickers... he... he really does care... I don't know why I doubted him...

The smiled on my face quickly went away once I noticed Loki staring at me with an unreadable expression.

"W-what?"

"I take it that you don't remember either? Though I can't see why you would..."

Huh?

"Remember what?"

He sighed and laughed at the same time. "Ohh, never mind me. You and your cousin better go have fun and fuck before stuff gets crazy tomorrow. I'll go take a walk. Maybe I'll find some cute hunnies! Ciao for now!" he said with a wink as he stood and walked out of the apartment.

My face became even redder.