Okay. I have a few things to say before I begin.

First, all the Cullens are in fourth and fifth grade. I'm in 9th. Do you really think I could remember alot? I dun think so. I tryed to get as close as I could to what it would be like.

Second, in this Edward thinks hes a vampire. And thinks hes scary. And thinks he could really hurt someone. Can he really? Maybe.

Third, I don't own Twilight. ): Darn.

Enjoy!

Ugh. Elementary School. The one time I wish I was a real vampire and sleep out the whole day.

"Edward! Its time to get up! Now!" My mother, Esme, shouted at me from downstairs for the fifth time. I once called her Esme to her face. I had dish duty for a week after that. I was lucky at that.

I rolled over and groaned. I think if I didn't have school, I would only wake up for one thing.

Vampire Club.

After school, every day for as long as I could remember we would go to our secert tree house in the back yard. Well, its not SO secert. My dad build it for me, Emmett, and Alice. Rosalie and Jasper Hale came with us after school on their bikes every day. And I mean every day. We never missed one day of Vampire Club. When Alice was sick with the flu, we had it in her room (We all wore surgical masks so we wouldn't get sick). When Emmett broke his leg, we had club on the ground under the tree house. When Rosalie and Jasper went away on vacation to Disneyland, we put them on speaker phone.

The point is, we never ever missed a day. That was the first club rule. We have alot of rules.

My mom banged on my door. "Edward Cullen! Get up right now! Your going to be late!"

I groaned loudly enough for her to hear me and rolled over onto the floor with a loud thump. I stripped off my pajamas and grabbed the nearest clothing to put it on. I wasn't dirty or smelly. I was always clean cut. More clean cut then Emmett anyways. Before I left to open the door I grabbed my Vampire club wristband. It was a silver metal band with a topaz stone in the middle. I never had a day were I didn't wear it.

I swung open the door to see my mother with hands on her hips.

"Honestly, Edward. I would be more then happy to drive you to school. Its raining out." She said and brushed back my hair.

"Its only drizzling." I muttered and shook her away. I rode my bike to school everyday. I loved showing off my bike. It was a silver DS400 Gents. But when ever I said that to people, they tell tilt their head in confusion. Kids don't usually know much bikes.

My mom sighed and pointed to the bathroom. I knew what she was going to say. I slumped into the bathroom to clean myself up. I combed my hair as much as I could but it was always disarayed and long. My mom always tried to cut my hair but I soon put a stop to that. I brushed my teeth slowly and lazily. I wish I could sleep.

"Edward!" My mom yelled from below. "Breakfast!"

I sighed and stumbled my way downstairs. Emmett and Alice were already at the table with pancakes in front of them.

"Geeze, Edward you like a zombie in the morning!" Alice laughed.

"More like a vampire..." Emmett whispered and then laughing loudly. We like to try and keep our club a secert.

I muttered a "Shut up" as I sat down to the table. I grabbed a pancake and ate it with my hands. Alice ewed and threw a fork at me. I dodged it swiftly. I didn't like to eat much in the morning, if I had the choice I wouldn't eat at all. But my dad always says to eat breakfast every day so we weren't cranky. Pfft.

"Hurry up!" Alice shouted at me. "Jasper said he was gonna give me something at school today!"

I opened my mouth and chewed very slowly. Emmett laughed while Alice ewed again.

"Mom! Edward is being gross!" she whined. Mom shot me a scolding look from the kitchen and I closed my mouth. I turned to Alice.

"Its probably another stupid mood ring." I muttered, rolling my eyes. Jasper gave everyone mood rings, necklaces, bracelets, and even armbands. I swear, he knew every ones mood all the time. It was kinda annoying. Still, I wore my mood ring because Jasper was my friend. He understood me more then Emmett. He wasn't my best friend, though.

"Its not stupid!" Alice snapped and pushed back from the table. She stormed into the living room to grab her bag. Putting down my half eaten pancake, I sighed and rose from the table too. I grabbed my bag and shuffled to the garage.

Emmett was already in the garage with his bike. It was bigger then mine, red and glossy with huge tires. Alice was tapping her foot by my chained up bike.

"Why do you lock up your bike?" She muttered and watched me unlock my bike.

"I knew you would steal it." I muttered back and climbed on my bike.

"How?"

I rolled my eyes. "I can read minds."

She pouted and jumped on my pegs on the back of my bike. She didn't have a bike of her own, so she rode with me. I didn't mind because she was so light. Emmett pushed out of the garage. I followed unwillingly. The ground was damp and slippery. A light fog lingered in the air, it drizzled gently on my face. I loved Washington. So did my family. I usually got mad when it was hot and sunny out because it was uncomfortable to me. Hot, sticky, sweaty, bright. I hated the sun like a real vampire. It was common for me to miss school on those days because of 'sickness'. I was such a good liar.

My favorite part of going to school was the ride to it and from it. It gave me time to think. My mind swirled with images of Vampire Club...and that was it. I didn't have a stupid girlfriend like Emmett. Girls were strange. It was like I was a vampire and they were a werewolf. They thought too much of themselves. Their hair, face, clothes. It was unusual to me. I was lucky to have a brother like Emmett for boy stuff. I felt pity for Jasper to have Rosalie. Rosalie was worse then a thousand Alices. Alice did do boy stuff though. She knew more about baseball then me and always knew when was the right time to play.

We arrived at school early. The bike stands were empty. I put my bike in the first stand next to Emmett's. I wanted to be the first one out of here.

Alice looked in the direction of where Jasper and Rosalie usually come. They didn't ride their bikes to school. They got a ride like normal sane kids. Exercise is better anyways.

"They should be coming in...2 minutes and 35 seconds...No wait. 32. 31. 30." Alice counted as she looked at her watch. Emmett and I rolled our eyes. Alice knew the exact time of every thing.

A red car slid into the Forks Elementary parking lot. Alice squealed with joy and flitted to the car. Emmett walked to the car, a little less eager then Alice. I shuffled over, un-eager.

Jasper climbed out of the car and smiled as Alice jumped over to hug his arm. At least they weren't lovey like Emmett and Rosalie. They were the sickest people to watch when they saw each other in the morning. Emmett held Rosalie's hand and kissed her. On the cheek! Ugh! Disgusting!

Rosalie smoothed her hair down. "Okay! Okay! Lets get inside! My hair is going to get poofy!" She complained and walked past us into the school. She was the most stuck up person in the Fifth grade. No. In the school. She was wearing a white jacket with a furry hood and a glittering silver blouse. Her pants were also white with matching shiny silver flats. It was 50 degrees out! I shouldn't be talking though because its always cold to me. Emmett followed her inside. Alice and Jasper pranced inside. I slowly made my way after them. Inside voices prattled on inside. I froze in fear as I took in every word.

Did you hear about the new girl?

Shes coming today!

I hope she could be my friend.

I wonder what shes like?

I can't wait!

No. No. NO!

A new girl?! Impossible! Theres never ever been a new girl in the history of Forks Elementary! I knew everyone here! I grew up with all of them. I knew them, knew their parents and their houses weren't to far away from each others. All of a sudden a new girl comes here and breaks the status quo of things? No. I won't allow it.

I rushed in front of the group and stopped them. Rosalie stumbled with shock of my sudden movement and looked up at me in annoyance. "What was that for?" She snapped.

"Didn't you guys hear? A new girl is coming today!" I shouted at her. Some irritated kids glanced at me then turned back to their friends.

"What?!" Rosalie shrieked. Emmett and Jasper looked less surprised. Alice's face lit up brightly.

Alice jumped with joy and started to prattle. "A new girl? This is so great! I maybe me and her could be friends! We can go shopping and wear the same clothes and I could do her and I could show her how to put on make up! Maybe she'll already know that stuff and-" I stopped listening after that.

Rosalie looked less amused. In fact, she looked ticked. If I could see my face I'd probably look the exact same way.

"Edward. Why so serious?" Jasper mused. We recently saw Dark Knight. Jasper and me loved the joker and quoted him a lot. I wasn't laughing this time.

"Don't you see?" I hissed at him. Well, I tryed to hiss but it sounded more like a stage whisper. "This girl comes into our town and ruins everything! Everything will change! Life will never be the same!"

Emmett spoke up when Rosalie started to pace. "Nothings wrong with change, Edward."

"Ya, Edward maybe your all wrong. Maybe she'll be the quiet type. All new girls are." Jasper agreed and smiled at me.

I calmed down a little. Jasper was right. Theres nothing wrong with change. I was just being silly. I looked up at Jasper with a smirk. "You always calm me down in bad situations." I said. A huge grin spread across his face.

"I'm not going to Vampire Club today."

My eyes widened and a wheeled around to look at Rosalie's pouting face. "What did you just say?" I choked out in a daze.

"I said I'm not going." She said again like she was talking to a small child. "If this new girl is coming I gotta spend alot of time with all the popular girls in the Fourth and Fifth grade. So I'm not going. And Emmetts not going either. I don't want there to be a meeting today if I'm not in it." Rosalie looked up at Emmett with crossed arms. Emmett looked at me with a pained expression.

"Sorry, bro." He murmured. "But if one person doesn't go it ain't happening."

Jasper exchanged a silent look with Alice and then looked down at me. "Sorry, Edward."

I looked at them like they just spoke Alien. I opened my mouth to speak but all that came out was a small gasp. Emmett, Jasper, and Rosalie walked away to the Fifth grade wing. Jasper shot me a calming look but I brushed it off. He frowned and mouthed 'Sorry'. Alice looked up at me with apology in her eyes.

"You okay?" She whispered and rubbed my shoulder. I smacked her hand away. She sighed and flitted off to her class. I managed a sigh and walked to mine with only one thing on my mind.

The new girl would pay for this.

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Dani