Humans annoy me. With all that whining and bickering it's enough to drive anyone insane. Luckily, I haven't, ok that depends on who I ask. But one thing I do love about humans. The fighting and killing. All that blood, screaming and pleading, it's pathetic really. But fun to watch. The best part is their facial expressions. Shock, for being killed, sorrow, for not seeing their loved one again and my favourite, rage for actually being bested and killed. I was never the one being killed; when I was human I was the one doing the killing. I killed… too many to count. But someone did get the best of me. But that was because she was a powerful witch, and I only practicing. I was nineteen. But life, ok deaths, better now.

Being a high class Demon has its perks. I can walk around on earth freely and cause as much pain and suffering as I want. But if Satan wants them, well then they can't die. I have three Demons that are my friends, Jezebeth, Troian and Loki. Jezebeth is the youngest; she has blood red hair that's always in curly pigtails. She has the Demons pale skin and black eyes. She wears a short checker skirt with a red strapless top and black boots with three buckles on one leg. She has Satan's necklace; it is a ruby heart with metal bat wings and a sword through the ruby. She also had a studded choker, which is like a dog collar because it is what Satan uses it for. Troian's next, he has shaggy black hair with red highlights and the same black eyes as the rest of us. He wears a black shirt with a black leather jacket, black trousers and black boots. He has the studded choker also. He and Jezebeth are together. Then it's me, Lilith. I have long black hair that falls into neat waves to the small of my back. I wear exactly the same as Jezebeth. The oldest is my boyfriend, Loki. He has blood red hair with black ends that falls into his eyes. He wears the same as Troian.

We are all Arch Demons and most of the other demons call us Satan's favourites. We have never failed to kill the people he asks us to. But even better is we get to kill off a lot of those goody-two-shoe Angels. When Angels and Demons die…well lets just say there is nowhere for us to go. But those pesky Angel. Uh, I hate them. They are so…pure. It disgusts me. I should explain. Angels and Demons exist. But we aren't like what the humans think. Angels don't walk around naked and play the harp. They work for the Big Boss. No, not God. Firstly she's a girl and secondly she's Satan's sister, Dea. The angels are like her agents. There are different types. You have the normal angels, then the Guardians, then the ones who work with the Goddess and lastly you have the Arch Angels. They are the high ranking one. But some Angels are the Angels of Death, Life and Transition. In my opinion they are to…popular and famous. Every human knows about them and want to become one when they die. It's sickening. Anyway, Demons. Demons are just like what everyone thinks. We are pure evil and damn proud of it. We wreck havoc everywhere. But unlike Angels there are only Demons and Arch Demons. Ok, well only Jezebeth, Troian, Loki and I are Arch Demons and the oldest. That's only because we killed off the rest to prove ourselves to Satan. It worked. So now we are the oldest and the best. But we are on earth at the moment. Jezebeth and Troian off someplace. Loki and I down an alley. In Las Vegas, to be precise.