Super Smash Bros. Adventure

Disclaimer: I must admit I do not own the Characters of the Super Smash Bros. Series. They belong to their rightful owners; For example, Mario belongs to Shigeru Miyamoto, Sonic the Hedgehog belongs to Yuji Naka, Crash Bandicoot belongs to Jonathan Eubanks and TY the Tasmanian Tiger belongs to Michael Twigg. I hope you'll enjoy the story. Sorry if I have to put non-Nintendo characters in the story, but as you can see, time has to change since Solid Snake, the main character of the Metal Gear Solid Series, made his debut in Super Smash Bros. Brawl for Nintendo Wii. Thank you! … OH! And uh… Kim Possible Belongs to Disney & Buffy Summers Belongs to Mutant Enemy. In OTHER words, Super Smash Bros. Is the property of HAL Laboratory.

Chapter 1: The Brotherhood of Doom

Stage: Egg Carrier Mk. V

Characters: Red, Sir Grodus, Count Bleck, Dr. Eggman, Dr. N. Oxide, Dr. N. Trance, Boss Cass, Smithy, Black Doom, Doom's Eye, Erazor Djinn, Nightmare, K. Rool, Fawful, Velo, Rudy the Clown, Waternoose, Plankton, Psy-Crow, Ridley, Tatanga???, Uka Uka, Giovanni, Shego and Dr. Drakken.

The Egg Carrier, an air ship franchise invented by a 300-IQ'ed Evil Genius, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, has finally been rebuilt this time for the team Eggman's ally, Red the Evil Dragon, has thought up; The Brotherhood of Doom. There are other villains that joined Red's team besides Eggman, himself; Sir Grodus, the supreme leader of the X-Nauts. Tatanga, the Zebesian Commander of the Space Pirates, who was only thwarted once by Mario. Count Bleck, the jerk who cursed Mario's world before. Smithy, the Robot Overlord who lost his Alter Ego and his Legendary Star to Mario, Peach and Bowser. Fawful, The bean guy who's mentor now passed away and who swears revenge on the Mario Bros. for her death. Dr. Nitrous Oxide, the alien from the Lylat system who tried to destroy Crash Bandicoot's world. Uka Uka, who's plan's were always thwarted by Crash Bandicoot, Emperor Velo XXVII, who attempted to destroy Crash's world but was thwarted along with Uka Uka. Dr. N. Trance, the former Zebesian Space Pirate who is Dr. N. Oxide's partner and was thwarted twice by Crash Bandicoot and his "Siblings", Cocoa & Crunch. Robert "Boss" Cass, a Scientific cassowary who was thwarted 3 times by TY the Tasmanian Tiger. Black Doom & Doom's Eye, Who got thwarted by Shadow, lost Black Doom's Alter Ego and lost his planet, the Black Comet (good thing they were both revived by Red, or they wont get their revenge on Shadow). Rudy, a clown who got thwarted twice by Wario and once by Dr. Mario. Erazor Djinn, a Genie who was thwarted by Sonic. Nightmare, an N. M. E. overlord who recently got thwarted by Kirby. K. Rool, the Kremling Leader who was thwarted four times by Donkey Kong and his tribe, Psy-Crow, a black bird who was trained by his Black Arm master (Black Doom) but was defeated Twice by Earthworm Jim. Ridley, the Prehistoric Zebesian king of the Space Pirates, was thwarted Too many times by Samus Aran. Giovanni Ketchum, the Team Rocket leader, did get thwarted by his son, Ash (but secretly deeply inside his closed heart… he still loves Ash). Henry J. Waternoose, Former CEO of Monsters, Inc., was banished from Monstropolis, RMN by Kevin Bahamut III, king of the monsters, after Waternoose threatened to kidnap thousands of human children and destroying Monsters, Inc. Dr. Sheldon J. Plankton, the owner of the Chum Bucket and Rival/Former Stepfather of Eugene H. Krabs, the owner of the Krusty Krab, got sick and tired of being pushed by Robert Squarepants, Jr. (who is also known as "Spongebob Squarepants") and his newest arch nemesis, Miles "Tails" Prower, that's why he joined the team. Dr. Drew Theodore P. "Drakken" Lipsky and Shego, Kim Possible's arch enemies, did get thwarted by Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable a lot of times, but what happened at the time BEFORE those two villains joined the Brotherhood of Doom?

"Front and Center, Villains," Red spoke, "When I call your name, say 'here', 'present' or 'current'. …AHEM!! … Sir Grodus!"

"Present, sir," Grodus answered as he raised his right hand (he wouldn't if it weren't for his new body built by Dr. Eggman).

"Ridley!"

"Ici," Ridley said in his Zebesian Language as he raises his left wing

"Count Bleck!"

"Current, sir… Whatever that means," Bleck answered as he bowed his head before Red.

"Dr. Ivo Robotnik!"

"Here," Dr. Eggman answered, "but it's best to call me 'Dr. Eggman'."

"Thanks, but I like calling you 'Dr. Robotnik' or 'Ivo' better than 'Dr. Eggman'."

"Well… If that's what you decided to call me, Red, that's fine by me!"

"Whatever! Smithy!"

"That's me," Smithy answered, "I'm over here!"

"Fawful!"

"Here," Fawful answered, "I HAVE FURY!!!"

"Rudy the Clown!"

"Present," Rudy answered, "Whatever that means!"

"Tatanga!"

"I say 'present'," Tatanga answered, "and Wario's a jackass."

"King K. Rool!"

"Here," K. Rool answered as he tipped his crown.

"Sheldon Jeremiah Plankton! … Sheldon? Where is Sheldon? I don't see him anywhere!"

"DOWN HERE!! BETWEEN SHEGO AND DRAKKEN, YOU BIG RED FIRE-BREATHING ICE-CASTING JACKASS!!!" Plankton replied

Red saw Plankton through Eggman's magnifying glass and said to him, "Sheldon, I'm maybe red, a Fire-Breather, an Ice-Caster and a Jackass, but I know when I feel mocked!"

"Oops… Sorry, Red. I just need to practice my moccasin. That's all!"

"Fine with me, but its best not to mock villains, Sheldon! Dr. Nicky Trance!"

"I'm over here, Red Man," N. Trance replied.

"Dr. Nitros Oxide!"

"Present," Dr. N. Oxide answered, "as long as it takes destroying… er… conquering the world!"

"Uka Uka!"

"Present as usual," Uka Uka answered as he raised his left… eh… bone.

"Emperor Velo XXVII!"

"Current, Red," Velo answered as he raised his left claws.

"Papu Papu! Papu Papu! PAPU PAPU!!! ROBOTNIK, WHERE IS THAT FAT BASTARD PAPU PAPU!?"

"Papu Papu won't join this group, Red," Dr. Eggman Replied, "He declined it as… What did it say, Uka Uka?"

Uka Uka read the note Papu Papu wrote and said, "I believe it says, 'damn your team to Hell!'"

"What nerve," Red said with anger, "Fine, then scratch that fat bastard! King Bowser James Koopa!"

"I don't think he'll be coming," Bleck told Red, "especially not the way he treated me and Smithy like Bullsh-- along with Mario and Peach!"

"Don't forget my men," Grodus said, "Well… Bowser and Mario, but not Peach!"

"Fine," Said Red, "I'll scratch Bowser off the list! Black Doom!"

"Present," Black Doom answered.

"Doom's Eye!"

"Hello? Same person! That's just my third eye! I have four eyes, you know! Even if it LOOKS like I have three!"

"Whatever! Eraser Chin!"

"It's 'Erazor Djinn'," Erazor corrected, "And don't you forget it! … Oh! And… uh… Present!"

"Sorry, 'Erazor Djinn'. I need to remember that name! Robert Cass!"

"Here," Boss Cass replied, "and it's best to call me 'Boss'!"

"Whatever! Nightmare!"

"Here," Nightmare replied.

"Dr. Giovanni Peter-Steven-Lewis Ketchum!"

"Here," Giovanni answered.

"Henry Jack Waternoose III!"

"Present," Waternoose answered as he raised his left 10-fingered claw, "As long as I get my revenge on James P. Sullivan!"

"Shego!"

"Current, I believe," Shego answered.

"Drew Theodore Paulsen Lipsky!"

"Current," Dr. Drakken answered, "but you can refer to me by the moniker 'Dr. Drakken'!"

"Understood! Melman K. Psy-Crow!"

"Melman?" Plankton asked as he looked at Psy-Crow.

"His first name is 'Melman'?" Uka Uka asked as he looked at Psy-Crow and laughed at him along with Plankton.

"ENOUGH," Doom's Eye shouted to stop the apprentice's mocking.

"Yes! That's my first name," Psy-Crow admitted, living with the fact that "Psy-Crow" is precisely a family name, "Herurresent! Is that a word, Red?"

"No, Psy-Crow, but nice reply," Red answered, "OH! And there's someone else's name on the list! Lets see... Dr. Pauline Gadd!"

"Here," Pauline answered as she entered the Egg Carrier's Bridge, "Sorry if I'm late!"

Uka Uka madly stared at Pauline when she entered. "The Hell is going here?" Uka Uka embarassly asked, "Why the F--k is that lady joining us, Red?"

"She's the damsel in distress," Psy-Crow tattle-taled to Red, "How the Hell can she cooperate with us villains?"

"It's not a surprise, really," Dr. Drakken explained to the villains of every Video Game/TV Series, "She was very consumed with jealousy of Princess Peach and worries one day, Peach will marry Mario and Pauline will get permanently banished from the Mushroom Kingdom for threatening the entire nation."

"Thank you, Drew," Pauline said to Drakken, "You are too kind!"

"In other words, you want Princess Peach dead, correct?" Black Doom asked Pauline.

"Yes," Pauline answered, "and I have created an ultimate weapon just to end Peach and Mario's lives ONCE AND FOR ALL! Giga Bowser! Come Fourth!"

As answered, a Black spiked koopaling resembling as Bowser, Jr. "You call, Mama?" the koopaling asked.

"You call that little black koopaling an ultimate weapon?" Eggman asked, "What did you name that koopaling?"

"Giga Bowser," Pauline explained to Dr. Eggman, "He's maybe short right now, but don't worry, Ivo, he'll grow into his monstrous form."

"But how the f--k did you make that clone?" Uka Uka asked, "Did you use Cortex's Evolvo-Ray without permission? Because if you did, I will kick your ass!"

"Of course not, Uka Uka," Pauline answered to the villainous Tiki mask, "Let me explain: I had my OWN laboratory in my garage next door to Mario's Pad. I took Bowser's DNA after the Mario Bros. damaged Bowser to save Princess Peach, the Royal Slut who took MY Mario away from me. I also used Black Doom's DNA to make Giga Bowser more powerful than Bowser, himself."

"To be honest," Black Doom Said, "I did help her with that!"

"Hey, Lady," Tatanga shouted at Pauline, "Isn't that rude to take someone else's stuff without permission, especially someone else's DNA?"

"Il est également grossier pour poser des questions moyennes, Tatanga," Ridley said in his own Zebesian language, "Ainsi ne pas m'inciter à donner un coup de pied votre âne!!"

"Want to test him out, Nicky?" Pauline asked.

"Sure, Doll," N. Trance answered to Pauline.

N. Trance walked to the front of the Black young Spiked Koopaling who Pauline called "Giga Bowser". As N. Trance charged his Trance-Beam at the black koopaling, the koopaling strongly beat Trance up like an egg and powerfully threw him at the wall. "Ouch," N. Trance said as he fainted.

"There's the proof," Dr. Eggman surprisingly said.

"Your Giga Bowser is completely as powerful as Cynder," Red said by surprise to Pauline, "It is the ultimate weapon!"

"Oui," Ridley said in his Zebesian language, "Arme finale, en effet!"

"Excuse me, Ridley?" Pauline asked, "Can you speak English? I can't understand French language?

"Madam Monsieur, ve Zebesians don't speak Français," Ridley explained to Pauline, "Ve speak Zebesian language. Le problem est ce terriens dans La France speak our language. C'est tout!"

"Whatever," Pauline said as she patted the young Giga Bowser on his head, "That's my Giga Bowser. Have a cookie!"

Pauline then gave the young black koopaling a yoshi shaped cookie and Giga Bowser ate it.

Dr. Marvin Mario, Mario's older brother (resembles Mario) and a Physical Doctor of the Toadstool Clinic, was hiding in the empty Toxic Waste can along with his nurse, and also Peach's adoptive teenage daughter, Lucinda McCloud-Toadstool (Not to mistake her for the relative of the Galactic hero Fox McCloud, because she's human, although she was mistaken for her own guardian). Giga Bowser sniffed Nurse Lucinda's perfume.

"Giga Bowser?" Pauline asked, "What do you smell?"

The black spiked koopaling Giga Bowser has sniffed all the way to the Toxic Waste cans where Dr. Mario and Nurse Lucinda are hiding. Giga Bowser opened up two Toxic Waste cans. Dr. Mario and Nurse Lucinda popped out and tossed 2 big Capsules at Pauline, but when the capsules hit her they turned into pokéballs. Luckily Pauline had a Pokémon trainer's license; she can use the 2 pokéballs… if she finds out what Pokémon they contain. She tossed both of them to open…

What a surprise, It's a Mewtwo and a Deoxys. "Mewtwo! Deoxys," Pauline shouted with anger, "Dispose of these monstrous intruders!"

"As you wish, Mistress," Mewtwo replied as he set Dr. Mario Flying out of the Egg Carrier with Mewtwo's phantasm.

"Got that right, Doll," Deoxys replied as he used his tentacle to grab Nurse Lucinda and throw her out of the Egg Carrier.

"Now if you excuse me, Red," Pauline explained to the Evil red dragon, "The Boys and I are going to head back to my home so I can train my little Giga Bowser. Adios!"

Pauline put Mewtwo and Deoxys back into their pokéballs, put the pokéballs in her pocket and headed for home along with the young Giga Bowser.

Dr. Eggman got curious and asked Red, "Red, I'm Curious; why did Pauline have a 'lawsuit' against Princess Peach for taking 'her' Mario away from her? No one filed a lawsuit against royalty before!"

"Mario might know the reason," Red answered to Dr. Eggman, "Or maybe her father, Professor Elvin Gadd, might know. Right, Ridley?"

"Oui," Ridley replied.

END OF CHAPTER 1