"And, um, what exactly would happen if you jumped into it?"
"Were you planning on jumping into the Untempered Schism?"
"Not planning exactly. Just, y'know, wondering."
"Well, I, uh, don't exactly know, really."
I laughed a bit. I had finally stumped the unstumpable. I had finally pulled one over on an adult Timelord, which, before now seemed utterly impossible.
I dropped to the ground infront of the schism. I looked into it and it looked into me, as if it had a soul too. I stayed there for hours. I found a rock by my left knee. I tossed it in. There was a loud pop and I saw the rock being torn apart, atom by atom.
Note to self: Don't jump into the Untempered Schism.
