SUMMARY: Kakashi and Ebisu have their own views when it comes to the assets of women.

DISCLAIMER: Don't own anything from Naruto. I barely even own the plotbunnies my mind comes up with.


Title: Difference of Opinions

Word Count: 100

Characters: Hatake Kakashi and Ebisu

"Kakashi-senpai. It is impossible that the promiscuous Mitara could ever outmatch the beautiful, lovely, and amiable, well endowed Chika-san."

"I don't know what you are talking about Ebisu. Chika is not even worthy to be titled a woman. Mitara on the other hand, now that is a woman! Those curves, those lips!" He blushed furiously.

"I am unconvinced."

"Perhaps we need to seek out the master himself?"

"Agreed."

The two then began the search for the infamous pervy-sage, Jiraiya. If anyone could settle the dispute over which girl was more womanly, it was the author and creator of the characters.


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