Spoiled Childhood
Series: Naruto
Orochi and the three little ninjas.
Resume: several Characters from Anime and Videogames will be inserted in totally random fairy tales and some, with mature situations.
Disclaimer: okay…I don't own Naruto…(just once... I pwned him on a video game…mwahahaha!! As I say "Naruto puto couldn't defeat meh!!!!":D
A/N: yup, my first Naruto story. (well, at least the first one to be published here) And I'm writing it now, when I'm supposed to be doing homework and a …(insert bad word here) …exposition.
Yes, I'm lazy and I don't wanna work right now, huar, huar, huar. Enjoy the Story.
Warnings!!!
By the way, this is insane humor, okay? All the characters are more or less OOC…and… I'll bash most of the characters, yeah.
Don't like? Then don't read; this story is not for you.
Also; I'm not interested on how your mind sanity will be after this.
I WARNED YOU!!!!!...huar…
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A long time ago, in the Konoha forest, where a little Ramen house was built, inhabited three little ninjas. Sasuke, the eldest; Sakura, the "sandwich" sister (a.k.a. the middle sister); and Naruto, the youngest out of them all.
These brothers were totally perverted and had love affairs towards each other. Naruto loved his elder Sister Sakura, while this little brat was maddeningly in love with Sasuke. Sasuke was only traumatized with a banana suit he used on his private time. He also pretended to be banana man.
One day, this little perverted nins went to play on the forest. But the game got interrupted by a hissing.
-'what was that?.!'- Sakura exclaimed.
-'I……I don't know'- Exclaimed Naruto, with a Hint of fear on his voice.
-'It must be my arch-rival, my older brother, the spicy Ita-wasabi-man!
Everyone stared at Sasuke, while being totally impressed by the supposedly quiet and cool guy's 'totally loud commentary'.
Meanwhile on the Atatsuki Cave….
-'Why do I have the feeling that my little, fruit-ish brother discovered my secret identity?'- Said Itachi, to his insides.
Okay…back with our nins…
-' Helloooo there, little children'- Hissed a voice behind the bushes.
-' Who are you?'- Naruto asked –' Before you answer any thing…. I AM USUMAKI NARUTO!!!! BELIVE IT!!!!! AND I'M GONNA BE THE NEXT HOKAGE IN OUR LITTLE RAMEN HOUSE!!!!'-
Everyone gave him a weird look….weirder than the one they gave to Sasuke.
-'ahem!'- the voice continued-' I'm a little snake that got lost in the forest…'
-'So what?'.- Sasuke replied.
-' Show yourself!'- The Blondie demanded.
The bushes started to move and a slimy, pale figure could be seen.
-' I think I've seen him before…'- Sasuke thought.
But a Cooing sound interrupted his thoughts.
-' poor snake!'- Said the pink-haired girl- 'He's so hungry, that he looks more like a slime!!!'
The snake got mad; REALLY mad…and…umm…transformed into….his "Orochimaru" form; (that is really not to different from a snake XD).
-' EEEEEEEK! MICHAEL JACKSON!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUNN!!' Shouted Sakura, while running in circles, like a headless hen… until she stamped with a Tree.
-' Ouch.' –The tree said with a flat tone.
Everyone stared. (Well, you would stare too at a talking tree. Well, sorry, personal thought.) Ahem.
Naruto poked the tree, but suddenly started to run in circles. The tree had thrown him a bundle of man-eating bugs.
Then again; Sasuke thought something; and, with a flat voice, asked:
-'Shino?'.
The tree/Shino nodded and answered:
-'Indeed. But don't ask me what am I doing here, I'm rather an incidental character, designated to be ignored'.
-'Understood. The Authoress's wishes shall be respected'- Said, in response, the black-haired guy.
And Naruto… stared in awe to that conversation full of words he didn't understood. Oh! And he was also being bitten by the bugs.
Sakura magically disappeared from the history. As she is a worthless character, no one will notice.
Now the two little ninjas and Orochimaru ignored the Tree and headed to their little ramen House; but as soon as Naruto and Sasuke entered Orochimaru closed the door.
-'Ha! Now I've trapped you and I won't let you out! Succumb to my dirty desires or I'll swallow, and swallow, and swallow your entire ramen house; until it has disappeared!'- Said Orochi.
Naruto was terrorized; and Sasuke punched Naruto directly on the face.
-'Didn't I tell you that a ramen house was a bad idea?'- Exclaimed Sasuke.
But Naruto was Ko'ed on the floor. So there was no answer.
Now the fate of the ramen house and their virginity lied on Sasuke's hands. Sasuke took his last breath of pure air and went out; just to find a hungry Orochimaru.
-'Fine'- Said the young ninja –'I'll go with you………………'
And so, that's the way Sasuke committed the great mistake of joining Orochimaru and his bizarre town.
The authoress closed the oversized book and took a deep, relieved breath.
And this is also the end of the story. And Sakura? She disappeared from the entire book. Maybe she got eaten by Shino. No one ever knows what's going on with those weird trees.
THE END!!!!! XD (hooray !)
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A/N: Be happy. This is the first chapter of a totally random story. A little short, I know; but I wish you liked it.
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¡Hasta la próxima, mis lindos lectores!
(yup, that's Spanish. n.n)
-Alias-Hawk