Title/Link: Who Stole All The Towels? One shot
Pairing: Clois.
Rating: PG-13
Short Summary: Well. Who stole all the towels?

Writers Comment

I got this idea after being inspired by a Dark Angel fic (linkage: , and just thought to myself "THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE IN CLOIS!" Because I always do the all CAPS thing... anyway. Here it is because we all have to ask ourselves 'who stole all the towels?'

Who Stole All The Towels?

Clark crept out of the shower, and searched frantically for his white towel. It was always on the rack, over to the side of the shower and freshly cleaned. No one ever borrowed his towel, and no one ever moved it.

He clenched his jaw and wondered how he was going to go outside when his towels were gone, and his clothing was out of reach...
---------------------- earlier that day ------------------

OK. So maybe it wasn't the 'right' thing to do, but really... who was Clark to say what was right or wrong? She was really doing the public of Smallville a favor. Had she asked Lana or Chloe if they felt this was wrong, I'm sure there answer would be "HLL NO!" in a 'of course it's not wrong' way.

Even Lex would be thumbs up for it. Right?

Lois bit her lip, feeling slight guilt as she snuck into the bathroom and stashed all the towels in the basket. Maybe she could do some kind of 'trade off' later. Hmmm... what did she want back from Clark?

The towels in trade for the flannel?

That sounded perfect.

But this vendetta was for a good reason, if she could get rid of this minor distraction, she could easily go back to work and give it her all. Surely this little steal would only take seconds from her paper-writing and story-investigating time.

Lois smirked widely. But I don't want to miss the best part...
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Clark blushed at the idea, but after all, he was super powered. He could just run right out quickly before anyone...

NOTICED.

"Hiya Clark!" Greeted Lana, Chloe and Lois from the couch.

The End