One shot story written at about 9 p.m. in just a few minutes. I had some inspiration and decided to make something of it.
There isn't much that goes on around here. At least too often. Most of the time its quiet and we can grab some food without gold-hair noticing. When he does, we have to run and hide or he attacks us. He says there isn't enough food on a ship to feed scoundrels like us. I don't like him. He's a jerk. Moss-top is a saint by comparison. He just opens an eye when he notices us. Then he goes back to sleep muttering about something. I can never understand him, but some of my friends think he talks about the sharp stuff he has on his side. Not a lot of us know about the reindeer though. I do, but that's because I got kicked at him once. He's nice. He feeds us when he can. Not like gold-hair. I don't like gold-hair. He's a jerk. Bone-leg is fun. He's nice too. He used to let me sleep inside his chest when he slept. I ate through his chest fur stuff and he got mad so I have to be quiet when I do it now. Its hard to tell when he goes to sleep. Not like moss-top. Moss-top closes his eyes and starts to snore, but bone-leg just stops moving for a while. One time I didn't get out when he got up. He runs really fast and jumps a lot. That's not very much fun. Big-chest isn't nice at all. She's worse than gold-hair. If she sees any of us, she screams and kicks at us. She made traps too. Gold-hair helped, but I don't think he really wanted to hurt us. He just hates us in one room. Big-chest hates us everywhere. Hard-guy is cool too. He makes us stuff sometimes. He made me a bed once, but got mad when I tried to sleep in it. He kept saying something about a "ship" and that I wasn't doing it right. But I still like him. More than reindeer even. Both feed me, but hard-guy made me a bed. Hands doesn't do much. If she sees us, she just smiles and tilts her head. I don't like her. But I also like her. I don't know about her yet. My friends don't know either. Hands is weird. Stretch-hat is weirder though. He can do stuff others can't, like carry us. He gives us food too. I slept on a bed with him once and he's soft. A friend ate stretch-hat's head once. Stretch-hat got mad and didn't like us for a while after that.
This is a nice home. I like it here. I get food and the big rats are nice, even if they don't talk to us much. I want some food. I have to dodge gold-hair though. Did I tell you about him? He's a jerk. I don't like him very much...