Warning: OOC. Yaoi and Yuri. Relena-bashing.
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing. All I own is the fic. It's my own little demented idea which I happen to love dearly.
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Gundam Wing: The Musical
First Scene: Throne Room
*Four seats elevated above rhe rest. Seated there were the four most powerful rules in the kingdom, King Treize, King Zechs Prince Heero and Prince Quatre. Their mission: to find a suitable bride for Prince Heero. A girl is nervously standing before the four men.
Prince Heero: *music plays* (Habanera)
My name's prince Heero, I pilot Wing Zero
I'm looking for a bride and you're just not it.
You're not that pretty, I doubt you're witty
And on your nose I see a giant zit.
Everybody:
A giant zit, this girls not it
His name's Prince Heero he thinks you're a twit
Girl: I'm hurt and feel neglected!
King Zechs: Too bad you weren't selected.
King Treize: Hey Heero, better pick someone now. *girls runs out of the room crying* NEXT!!!
*Two women barge in the room. Behind them are two girls. One has light blonde hair and floaty eyebrows while the other has a blonde ponytail and ruffly pink dress.
Prince Heero and Prince Quatre: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Woman with glasses and braided buns: Good afternoon, your majesty. I am Queen Une from the other kingdom and with me is Queen Noin.We are here to present to you our prized jewel, Princess Relena. We are quite sure that she is a suitable bride for Prince Heero.
Prince Heero: I AM NOT MARRYING A PACIFIST! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT MY BROTHER IS ONE!
Prince Quatre: Well we shouldn't be fighting at all! *Floaty eyeborws, a.k.a Dorothy, starts making a move on him* Ack! Stay away!! OMAE O KOROSU!
Prince Heero: Line stealer!!! At least we're making progress...
Queen Noin: What does young prince Heero think of Relena?
Prince Heero: ...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prince Quatre: Dad, I don't think he likes her...
Queen Une: Well? We don't have all day!
King Treize: She'll have to do.
Prince Heero: HAHAHA- WHAT?!?!?! OMAE O KOROSU! I REFUSE!!!
King Zechs: Well son, you didn't pick anybody so to make it quicker, we decided to pick the one for you.
Prince Heero: Ick!! The one? Dad, she's boring! She's a pacifist. She's only after our money! She was raised my lesbians!
Queen Noin: Your point is?
Prince Heero: I hate her, Duh!
Queen Une: Too late, you already agreed to marry her!
Princess Relena: Ooh! Hee-kun and I will be husband and wife!!
Prince Heero: Oh the torture! Make her stop!
Dorothy: Congratulations, Relena-sama!
Princess Relena: We can talk about peace forever! *music starts to play* (Hero)
A la dee da dum, You're my Prince Heero
A la dee da dum, Wooh!
A la dee da dum, You're my Prince Heero
A la dee da dum...
Prince Heero: Help me...
Princess Relena:
In the middle of the night, my hero comes to rescue
He's so fine, I'm gonna make him mine!
He's sincere, I know his heart is beating
Just for me, and only for me!
Prince Heero: Dream on, Onna!
Princess Relena: *does the funky chicken dance*
But at the break of dawn, he is gone!
A Gundam's carried him awa~ay!
And like a comet in the sky he will return...
SOMEDA-
Prince Heero: Shut up! We get your point!
Princess Relena: *bats her eyelashes* I love you
Prince Heero: Omae o korosu!
Queen Noin: So... shall we prepare for the wedding?
Prince Heero: There will be no wedding!
Prince Quatre: Dad, I'm hungry!
King Treize: Go summon the cook! *A gong is heard*
*Catherine comes in wearing a chef's hat*
Catherine: What may I assist you with, your majesty?
King Zechs: Well, after six months, eight days and twelve hours, we have finally found a bride for Prince Heero!
Catherine: *shocked* Seriously? I mean, that's great!
Prince Heero: No it's not! She's a pacifist! She's boring! She was raised by lesbians for crying out loud! How many times do I have to repeat myself?
Prince Quatre: You can't hold that against her. We have two dads... or moms... I have no idea...
Prince Heero: I'm supposed to marry my true love! My soulmate!
King Treize: You believe in that?
Prince Heero: No. I'm just trying to get out of marrying the lesbian Princess.
King Zechs: ANYWAY *glares at Prince Heero* prepare a feast fit for a king... Oh wait, we have those everyday... nah, just cook something really good.
Catherine: Yes your majesty *curtsies and then exits*
Queen Une: I hope there isn't anything too fattening. This morning, I almost didn't fit into my gown!
King Treize: What's easier, to get into that gown or out of it? *King Zechs angrily stomps on his feet*
Queen Une: *giggles* Why do you ask?
King Treize: *grins cheekily* I want one!!
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This only the first scene. Believe me, there are MANY more to come. Just wait and see.
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