Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. cries in corner

On a random day in Kohona, Naruto was walking to the ramen place to get breakfast. On his way there, he found a random blue stone on the side of the road.

Hmm, I think I'll hit Sasuke with it!!! Thought Naruto

Now Sasuke was also at the ramen place. When Naruto walked up to him, he greeted him the usual way, "What do you want dobe?" Sasuke asked.

"Nothing", Naruto said as he flung the stone at Sasuke's head.

Now, Sakura was looking for Sasuke. When she spotted him at the ramen place, she rushed up to greet him. "SSSAAASSSUUUKKKEEE-KKKUUUNNN!!!!!!!!" Sakura yelled as she ran toward him.

As Naruto was throwing the blue stone at Sasuke, Sakura ran up towards him in her high squeaky voice. Naruto, being distracted by Sakura's voice, looked over at her. He moved his whole body in her direction and was going to wave at her when he accidentally released the stone sending it flying in her direction.

Naruto, after seconds realizing what he had done yelled, "NO! SAKURA LOOK OUT!!" But it was too late. The stone already collided with her big-ass forehead. Sakura fell over on the ground. (A/N Wow, she has really lame ninja skills)

When she got up, she took the blue stone in her hand. "NARUTO!!!!!" she yelled. As she was yelling at Naruto, the blue stone began to crack. Sakura looked at the stone. But it wasn't a stone at all. It was an egg!!!! A little baby dragon popped out of it.

Hello, I am Sapharia, and you are my rider. Sapharia thought to Sakura.

"YES!! I WILL SAVE THE WORLD WITH MY ABNORMAL POWERS!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura said.

And so, Sakura went off to fight some evil generic villains. Naruto got his ramen and ate it too!!!

Oh, and what of Sasuke you ask? Well, he not really that important. But if you REALLY want to know, he was eaten by Chouji because Chouji was hungry and Sasuke was the first meat substance he saw. But, he will not be missed greatly.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just wrote this because I was bored, but please review anyway. I'm having a bad day. (