Okay so the Axis and Excalibur one will be next. I mean I will write two stories at a time, this one and the Exccalibur one. I got this idea during orchestra class today. BTW, I play the viola. Also sorry if I get some brass/woodwind/percussion instruments wrong, I'm more familiar with piano and string instruments. I DO NOT OWN HETALIA! Though I do own a viola and piano~

It was time for an orchestra rehersal! All the countries gathered in a room to play their instruments. America with the saxaphone, England with the piccalo, France with the flute, Italy, Romano, Japan, Taiwan, China, South Korea, with the violin, Russia with the bass, Greece and Turkey with cellos, Germany with the bass drum, Sealand and Latvia with the triangle, Prussia with the trumpet, Switzerland with the tuba, Austria with the piano, and Canada with the viola.

And who else would conduct them but Grampa Rome, and his assitant Germania?

"Alright, alright, everyone settle down. . ." Grampa Rome said, making an attempt to settle the chattering nations down.

No one settled down.

"Ahem. . . Please settle down!" Grampa Rome said a little louder.

Again, no one settled down.

"SHUT UP!" Germany shouted, even though he was one of the insturment players. "WE CAME HERE TO PLAY MUSIC NOT TO CHAT CHAT CHAT SO LET'S ALL SHUT UP AND PLAY ALREADY!"

Everyone went silent except for the cricket chirping.

"YOU TOO CRICKET!" Germany shouted at the cricket, making him shut up.

Everyone just stared at him.

"Alright everyone. . . Get into playing postion and let's play 'Clog Dance!'" Grampa Rome said cheerfully. (A/N I know Clog Dance is not very advanced but it's the only music I have for a whole orchestra that I can find at the moment. . . And it's for strings. . .)

Everyone got ready to play

"One, two, ready, go!" Grampa Rome counted off.

Everyone started playing. It was terrible! Well, except for the Asian, Italian and Austrian nations. Because they were epicful! And Prussia was awesome. 'Nuff said. Canada was good too, but no one paid attention to him.

"STOP!" Grampa Rome yelled through the ruckus. No one heard. America's saxaphone sounded like a dying cow, and it was so loud! Russia was playing out of tune on the bass, Greece and Turkey were having a bow war, and England and France were playing WAAAAAY too high.

"Germania. . . Go tune Russia's instrument and calm down Greece and Turkey, please." Grampa Rome said, trying to keep steady. "Also, help England and France with their instruments- oh- FRANCE! FLUTES DO NOT GO THERE!" He yelled. Now, Grampa Rome was not the type to get stressed, but when people mess up his music- oh! That's what makes him really angry.

And you do NOT want to see him when he's angry.

Thank you for reading! Will try to update tomorrow or the day after because I will write the Excalibur one tomorrow if I have enough time. BTW Russia is a bass player because basses are low and the ONE bass player in the orchestra is really creepy. And Canada is a violist because SOOOOOOO many violins and hardly any violas, at least in the orchestra I'm in. Anyways hope you liked it! :D