Too… much procrastination… computer so slow… OK EVERYONE PLACES! Boss drop the weapon and get in place. I don't care Exo! Lights… keyboard… ENJOY!
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PRESENTING: The story that will finally explain my OC's relationship with Samus Aran…
Derptroid Prime!
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Exo woke up in his luxurious apartment… as usual. He yawned and went to the cupboard for coffee mugs. He felt that headache again. He ignored it and continued on.
"Not gonna let him ruin my day," he mumbled to himself.
"Who?" said someone behind him.
Exo dropped the mug and K-cups which smashed and scattered respectively.
"What are you doing here?" Exo asked the black fiery creature who happened to be his Boss.
"I brought donuts," said the black fire in the shape of a human with red eyes and a red mouth. He was wearing a bathrobe in a comical sense.
He snapped a box appeared on the kitchen counter. Exo poked the box and flames shot out of it.
Exo glared at The Boss.
"Why must you ruin my… pranks," The Boss said, faking sadness.
"Usually because they get me hurt. Cream and sugar?" Exo asked casually.
"Yes, please. And you can put away that large steak knife in your robe pocket. I'm not here to hurt you. I'm here to give you a mission."
"Oh, where to? The inside of a volcano? Or is it a town right before a nuke hits it?" Exo spat.
"Well, if you don't want to go to the world of Metroid Prime, you could have just said so…"
"Did you say… Metroid Prime?" the assassin asked.
"Yes I did. Didn't you hear me?"
Exo glared.
"Fine. Yes, you are going to Metroid Prime," said the black spirit, "but it's a special version."
"Um… special? Whatever, I want to go!" Exo pleaded.
"If you insist," The Boss said with an evil smile.
He clapped his hands and Exo fell through the floor into a purple portal.
Exo screamed all the way down. The Boss yawned and went over to the box of donuts. He grabbed a perfectly good donut picked up the coffee and disappeared. No one knew the assassin was gone. It would seem as if he was gone for a minute.
Just enough time for breakfast, The Boss thought.
EOC
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