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he yar is 1969. in vieinam here is a mliiitary bas in the ungles of vinam. sting in the bar n the bar in tat baes is a man. hatman is DASH GUNMETAL. tats staf sarjant DAS GUNMETAL to u. ash wars a back trunchboat, a blsck cooowby at, ad w par of drak sungla
seshis bots r mad from snackskin and hav spiks mmade of alligaligator tooth a rely big gun like from helboy sats n a hoster at his sid. he has nifes.
ssudeny copmaner wolf grayskul nters he bear. unmetal he says, we ned u two assinate teh vetkong ladder guneral sakeeyes!"
dash rmoves his unlasses. i alredy now tatHe says nd taks of his sungasses.
'becaz u can see FURTRE' vommander gayskill sas becaz ddash can se futur. dash pshes up hiss sungses out of his eyyes and peers at grayskull with eyes that no have no pupilfor dash is a vampir.
ash finish of his bottle of bere and walks out. eh lodes his revolvolver and humps n to te are. his vapire power alow hm towo jmp al he way out of th pase and into the jungle. but it not is a jungle no mor. he vetcong are used NONOBOTS to trun bietnam indo a futureistic cty dash trakes of his sunglses, sinc it nightme now and waalks into a evil bar.
wear is gunreral snackeyes he ask in a cool way liek vanhelsing from tat movie van hesing. the barender puls owt a gugn! re;;y fats lik a n
inja becuz das is a ninja dassh pull ut his kives and cuts oFF THE BRATEDners hed. everywun in d e barpulls out katnas. dash nows hel ned to see good so he taks of his sunglaseesses. it is tim to kill.