A/N: Sophie and I (Hannah) were surprised by the amount of Arthur/Merlin yaoi. We're both permanently traumatised so we decided to write this to keep our sanity. It was fun. (Sorry it took me so long to post this, Sophie, but I kept forgetting. Oh well, it's done now.)
Disclaimer- Don't own Merlin. Obviously!
Sophie and Hannah – Normal
Merlin – Italics
-Stage directions- - hyphened
-We enter the great hall, which is packed with servants and noblemen/women-
MERLIIIIIIIIIIINNNN!
WHAT? –Is on other side of hall-
WE HAVE AN URGENT MESSAGE! PRINCE ARTHUR REQUIRES YOUR SERVICES IN HIS CHAMBER!
-Hall falls silent, crickets chirp, tumbleweed rolls across room, someone coughs awkwardly-
THAT'S RIGHT, IN HIS CHAMBER...WHERE HE SLEEPS...AND DOES OTHER STUFF!
You two realise that there is no need to shout anymore, while you were yelling I walked over to stand next to you.
BUT IT'S FUN!
WELL, STOP IT!
OMG, Merlin! There's no need to shout.
-Merlin blushes right down to his hilarious ears-
As we were saying, Arthur wants you in his room right now. He says he has needs that only you can fulfil.
I'm not sure I follow you.
You know...NEEDS!
-A bird and a bee fly past-
What, exactly do you mean? What kind of needs?
Below the waist needs
-Wiggle our eyebrows suggestively-
Look, Sophie and Hannah, I don't know what it is that you are implying, what, specifically, does he want me to do?
Oh, he wants you to clean his shoes.
-Sitcom laughs from servants, noblemen/woman, bird, bee, us, and Merlin-
A/n: Aw, Merlin is so innocent. Unlike us! Mwahahahahaha! Please review or my life will stop being meaningful!