When The Teen Titans Come Back From Clubbing

by Diagnosis-MusicObsession

This is a short parody about the Teen Titans coming back from the club. I honestly never thought I would be writing a parody, but here it is! And if I may say so for myself it is VERY funny! R&R PLEASE!

When The Titans Come Home From Clubbing

Starfire Wearing a black leather jacket, blue jeans, black boots, her regular purple shirt minus the neckguard: I'm so happy I'm so happy!!!!!!! Hey were ares we?

Cyborg: She is so wasted

Starfire: I am? COOL!!!!!!!!

Raven & Robin: Beast Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beast Boy: Yes?

Raven: Wasn't it your turn to watch her?

Beast Boy: Um...well...I forgot?

Raven: You're a dead little green man

Starfire: I have a belly button, but why is their a metal female with wings in there?

Robin: You are a VERY dead little green man.

Beast Boy: Well maybe she shouldn't be going out clubbing anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starfire: jumps on robins back and lays head on shoulder Robin you're so sexy.

Beast Boy & Cyborg/ Raven:...?...

Robin: Puts Starfire down, picks her up bridal style and takes her to her room

Starfire yells: WHY AM I SO HORNY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Everyone except Starfire

Beast Boy: Naughty, Naughty princess...

Raven slaps Beast Boy upside the head.

The Next Morning...

Starfire: Why does my head hurt? Why is my belly button pierced? And where did that tattoo come from?

Everyone other than Starfire: We don't know