Disclaimer: Unfortunately i don't own Stargate or it's Characters. But the plot is all mine!
Warnings: May contain fluff :)
Summary: How will the SGC deal with the ultimate Mary-Sue?
A/N: This is intended to be a parody! Don't take me too seriously folks.
On with the show!
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R'aine smiled as she took one final look at all of her new friends. The people here had asked her to stay after she had come and saved their world from a deadly plague, but they all knew that she had to leave. Each and every one of them would be missed dearly. "I am sorry, but I must away now. There are still a great many places that need to be explored, and many people that I have yet to help. Someday I may return here." She flashed one final exquisite smile and was gone.
"Open the iris!"
The great metal shield that had been protecting the US Air Force's best kept secret retracted and four familiar faces burst in. Each of them appeared to have sustained injuries over the course of their mission, but there was one member of SG-1 in particular who was in especially bad shape.
"We need a med team in here now!" Major Samantha Carter bellowed as she knelt by her unconscious CO's side. Commotion broke out all over the gateroom as the wormhole disengaged behind SG-1 and the order was given out to the medical team. Sam checked his pulse. It was very weak but he was alive, Sam was sure of that. She didn't know how much longer he could hold on. The four of them had had a little tangle with some Jaffa on P3X-645, and the Colonel had taken a staff blast to the chest. At least they had got him back home relatively in one piece. She made a mental note to thank Teal'c later for carrying the Colonel back through the gate.
Doctor Fraiser and her team of medical staff were in the gateroom and up the ramp within seconds. The small woman barked various commands to them, and the Colonel was up on a stretcher and being whisked away to the infirmary with almost startling efficiency. Sam, Daniel and Teal'c followed close behind them.
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"We contacted the Asgard and the Tok'ra to see if they could help us." Daniel announced as he walked into the infirmary. He didn't look happy at all. "The Tok'ra have their hands full at the moment, and the Asgard said that the soonest they could get here was two days."
Janet shook her head. "I don't know if I can keep him alive for that long. His internal organs were severely damaged by that staff weapon. The best I can do is keep him in a coma and hope for the best."
Sam looked down on the Colonel from her seat beside his bed. He looked so lifeless. "Are you sure there isn't anything you can do?" Her voice was very quiet. The thought that she may never hear his voice again was something that scared her more than a fleet of Goa'uld motherships. She didn't want to think about how it might feel to lose him. Especially before she got a chance to… No. She couldn't think like that. Quickly she banished the thought from her mind and grasped his limp hand. She stroked the back of it with her thumb, not entirely sure what this would accomplish, but somehow she felt it was necessary.
"I'm sorry Sam." Whispered Janet.
"Unscheduled off world activation!" General Hammond's announcement broke the heavy silence in the infirmary as Sam and Daniel headed to the gateroom.
"Walter what the hell do you think you're doing? I didn't tell you to open the iris!" General Hammond barked as the conscious members of SG-1 joined them in the control room.
"I didn't sir, it's opening by itself."
Everyone waited with baited breath to see what would come through. The defense team was ready with their weapons loaded and all pointed at the shimmering blue surface of the gate. Would it be a group of Jaffa coming to finish what they had started earlier? Maybe it was an estranged Tok'ra looking for a safe place to stay?
When someone finally did come through, no one moved and the being blinked several times. She had two arms, two legs and everything else a person should be expected to have, but she was most certainly not human.
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R'aine stepped out of the wormhole with such grace and poise it almost seemed as if she were floating mere inches above the ground. Before her was a strange room filled with people. Hundreds of eyes were fixed on her. She was different than they were. Her skin was fair and flawless and she had two pointy ears sticking out from the thick mane of glossy purple hair that covered her head. Behind long black eyelashes one of her eyes was blue, while the other was red. She sighed and thought to herself. They must be stunned by my surreal, exotic beauty. Ever since she was a child, she had always considered it more of a curse than anything else.
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All Sam could do was stare with her mouth half open. It wasn't so much the purple hair and elf ears that bothered her, she had seen stranger things through her years in the Stargate Program, it was that dress! That little… pixie… whatever she was, was sporting a tiny pink tinker bell dress and a pair of less than tasteful pink boots to match. She looked like a character that could only possibly exist in the imagination of a five year old girl! A sad smile crossed her face. The Colonel would have loved to see this.
"I come peacefully!" called the alien with a clear airy voice. "I am called R'aine."
General Hammond collected himself and spoke to her through the speaker. "Where did you-"
"That does not matter; I am an explorer and a healer. I have come to learn of your world."
The room was still once again. "Um General, maybe we should get her to the infirmary." Daniel said. When Hammond said nothing he tried again. "If she's telling the truth, she can help Jack, and if she's crazy… well then… the infirmary seems like just the place for her."
Several people in the control room smirked. Daniel had said what everyone else was thinking. Either this girl had lost her mind and thought she was a magical elf, or she was a blessing in pink. Right now however, it seemed that Stargate Command had picked up a real head case.