AN: Hi everybody! I really hate mixed couples, so I decided to write a story showing why I think each ChipmunkxChipette mixed pairing wouldn't work. They're in no particular order. I hope someone finds them funny. :) Enjoy!
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She's a Bitchy Lady: A Brittadore Story
Theodore Seville cowered in the corner of the room, fearful tears cascading down his cheeks. He couldn't remember how it had gotten this far.
One moment Brittany was shoving him against the wall, her breasts pressed against his neck due to the height difference, and the next she was screaming at him.
It was an endless cycle, and he never understood it. He never understood her mood swings.
He remembered the first time she screamed at him like it was yesterday.
It wasn't long after The Chipmunks got their own rooms. Alvin had told Brittany and she had gotten that weird look in her eye that she always gave Theodore now, before she started screaming at him.
That night Theodore had awoken to a loud noise as Brittany toppled into his bedroom window. The next thing he knew, she was on top of him, her body pressed into his.
It all got sort of blurry after that, due to the way it made him feel, but he did remember his confusion when she tried to do strange things to him that made his body react in a really strange way. It confused him, he didn't understand why it was happening.
That was when she started yelling.
Brittany fumed. She couldn't believe someone could be this...naive! Of all the men in this world, all the..cute, bad boys, all the ones that set her heart on fire...she had to have ended up with the one who put out the flames...
Theodore Seville.
He wasn't what she was used to, he wasn't a heartbreaker, he was a goodie-two-shoes. He was naive, innocent, sweet...
She couldn't corrupt him. It was impossible, no matter how hard she tried.
He'd just sit there and cry. Those tears were so annoying.