Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, or Kira, she belongs to HieiLover177
Author's Note: Well here I am starting yet another fic -sigh- but I think I should be able to update at least somewhat during the school year...maybe. Anyway here's the chapter.
InuYasha walked down the clean, brightly lit hallways of the Psychiatric ward. He glared at the people who stared at him as he continued down the hallway. So far he had encountered screaming people in straight jackets, people who mumbled strange things to themselves, and a women with bright green hair who kept pointing out all the shiny things, and no one had given them a second glance, so why should he, with his red robe and dog ears, be any different. Maybe it was because he was lugging a huge ass sword around? Well, whatever it was, it didn't make InuYasha any happier about being here. Seeing a Psychiatrist had not been his idea. Kagome had suggested that they all would after Naraku's defeat, just to help them sort out their feelings about the whole ordeal. Of course none of them had known what one was, but they had no choice but to agree to it. Finally InuYasha reached the room labeled, "Dr. Jana Moleman's office."
He checked the clock that was conveniently placed directly above him. He was right on time for his appointment. He decided he might as well walk in, and if there was another patient in there, he would kill them. It was probably not the best way to convince everyone of his sanity, but he was impatient. When he opened the door he saw a small, cozy looking room. It had dark blue carpeting, white walls, and one of those cool black couch things that the patients lay on as they tell the therapist their life story. The couch was facing a brown desk, and seated behind it was a young women, who looked about Kagome's age. She had her purple and brown hair up in a sophisticated bun and she was wearing a black suit, with purple heels. Sitting next to her in a black arm chair was a slightly shorter girl of about the same age. She had shoulder length black hair and gray-blue eyes. She was wearing a gray-blue t-shirt with a black jacket, jeans, and knee length black boots. InuYasha decided that the more dressed up of the two must be Dr. Moleman, and the other woman was her assistant.
"Hello. You must be InuYasha." Dr. Moleman greeted as she motioned for him to sit down on the couch. He did so, and then he spoke.
"Aren't you a little young to be working in a psych ward?" He asked looking her over.
"Oh no! We know all about the different psychological disorders people posess. We even have some..er..first-hand experience dealing with them. " Dr. Moleman's assistant, Kira, said. InuYasha gave them a look that suggested that they may be as crazy as their patients. Dr. Moleman frowned at him.
"So Dr. Moleman, what exactly are you going to do to about me?" InuYasha asked wondering what exactly these two did to their patients. He didn't see any visable torture devices, although the fire extinguisher on the wall did look pretty suspicious.
"Please, call me Jana. I like to be on a first name basis with all my patients. I'm just going to start out by asking you a few questions." Dr Moleman, now known as Jana, said. She continued, "So, what was your childhood like?"
"Well, after my father died my mother and I lived in a castle together. I remember nobody wanted to play with my because I was a half demon, not that I needed them anyway. And well I met my half brother Sesshomaru for the first time when I was pretty young. He's a full demon so nobody had a problem with him. He's mostly just full of himself and of course insanely jealous of me!
"Uh-huh. So what were your younger years like?"
"Well, I met this girl named Kikyo. She was a priestess, and she guarded the sacred jewel. I wanted the sacred jewel so I could become a full demon, so I teamed up with her. I-I kind of fell in love with her after awhile. But then Naraku tricked us both and I ended up getting stuck to a tree for fuggin 50 years."
"Mmm...that's interesting. What became of this girl, Kikyo?" Kira asked.
"Well...she died. But then someone revived her." InuYasha said casually. Jana gave him a strange look.
"So, she was like a living dead girl?" Jana asked as Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie replaced the annoying elevator music that was blasting through the speakers of Dr. Moleman's office.
"Well, I guess you could say that, yeah. Anyway, she thought it was me who killed her, even though it was really Naraku, and she was hell-bent on getting revenge on me and dragging me down to hell, but I still loved her anyway." InuYasha said with a shrug. Jana gave him another strange look.
"You...loved her? After she was dead? Please define loved." The good doctor said as she took out her notebook and a pen.
"Well I...hey! Just what are you getting at?" InuYasha cried angrily.
"Nothing, I mearly want you to clarify your meaning of the word loved."
"I mean I had strong feelings for her." InuYasha said firmly.
"Did these strong feelings include any sexual urges?" Kira asked.
"No! Well...maybe. But why does it matter? You can't talk about that kind of stuff in this fic!" InuYasha protested.
"Oh but this fic is rated M. I can say whatever I want you ignorant ass bitch shit eating motherfucker." Jana said still managing to sound professional.
"So what did you do after you found out Kikyo was still alive?" Kira asked changing the subject.
"We searched for the rest of the sacred jewel and then we defeated Naraku. It wasn't easy, but with my talent and power we were able to do it!" InuYasha said confidently. Jana and Kira compared notes, which were really just a couple of games of tic tac toe that they had been playing while InuYasha was talking.
"Alright InuYasha, we've got your diagnosis." Kira said.
"We believe you're a necrophiliac." Jana said as if this was a perfectly ordinary thing.
"WHAT!? That's ridiculous I am no-"
"Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery." Jana said handing him a yellow piece of paper that had the date and time of his next appointment written on it. InuYasha turned to storm furiously out the door when Kira stopped him.
"You'll have to use this door. The janitors always mop our hall at about this time, and we wouldnt want you to slip in any puddles." She said opening up another door that had blue and white swirls on the other side of it. InuYasha paid no attention to the odd display of colors and he walked right into them and slammed the door behind him.
"Well that was fun. Who do we have scheduled for tomorrow?" Jana asked. Kira opened one of the drawers on the desk and pulled out a clipboard with names and appointments on it.
"Shippo." Kira said with a grin.