At Burst Mode, new champions were crowned...
Once the ref is back in the ring Dunn again covers Sora, but Sora kicks out at two. Dunn then tries for the Homewrecker again, but Sora reverses the attempt, delivers a kick to the midsection, and hits his finisher, the Oblivion Brainbuster. As he goes to cover Dunn, he accidentally smashes a recovered Cannibal Jay in the face.
Realising what he had done, Sora gets up and checks on Jay from the ring. Jay gets up, angry about what happened. Sora apologised repeatedly and it costs him as Dunn rolled him up for the 1-2-3.
Megaman: "Here are your winners and NEW UCW World 6-Man Tag Team Champions, the CKY Crew, 'HOMEWRECKER' RYAN DUNN, RAKE YOHN and 'THE DREAM SELLER' BRANDON NOVAK!"
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D-Train had Peter in the middle of the ring when all of a sudden, out of nowhere came Homer, as he superkicked D-Train, causing him to break the hold, with Peter falling on top of him. Xander tried to stop this but Homer hit the Homing Missile DDT as the ref counted.
All of a sudden, the new 6-man tag team champions 'Homewrecker' Ryan Dunn, Rake Yohn and Brandon Novak hit the ring. Peter was forced to break up his pinfall and deal with them, but they hopped off the ring apron before his fist reached their faces.
This allowed Xander to push Homer into Peter, sending him toppling to the arena floor, where the CKY Crew held him down. With the odds in their favour, D-Train & Xander lifted Homer up and sent him crashing into the mat with their double-team finisher, the 540 Faceplant. Xander decided he wasn't done and went to the top rope, smashing into Homer's body full force with his Superman Seatgrab Barrel Roll finisher for the 1-2-3. The fans booed heavily.
Megaman: "Here are your winners and NEW Triple Crown Tag Team champions of the World, TEAM xXx!"
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A superstar fought his way back to UCW...
Bugs wanted some of the masked man too, but he was long gone. Bugs officially snapped and violently tossed Brian over the top rope, no stretcher to break his fall this time. Bugs went for a plancha suicida, but Brian handily countered by smashing Bugs' oncoming head with a chair he pulled from under the ring.
He had the opportunity and placed Bugs on a stretcher. Brian retrieved the chain from the ring and found an open padlock in a toolbox from under the ring. With a devilish grin, Brian chained Bugs to the stretcher and padlocked it down. This made it very easy for Brian as he began to wheel the stretcher up the ramp.
Brian's attention was briefly diverted as Ryan Dunn & Brandon Novak began to walk down the ramp, but DJ's Detroit Enforcers were there to ensure the CKY Crew would not get involved. Brian patiently wheeled Bugs past the line, making him the winner of the match... and finally winning back his UCW contract.
Megaman: "Here is your winner of the Stretcher match, BRIAN GRIFFIN!"
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The shift of power within UCW changed forever...
Bam could not believe this as he exited the ring and grabbed the UCW Undisputed Championship belt. Bam tossed the belt in the ring and then reentered the ring himself, lifting Mickey up. Bam then grabbed the belt and went to hit Mickey but DJ Diddy Dog took the belt from Bam.
DJ Diddy Dog just
shook his head at Bam. Then the most shocking moment in UCW history
occurred, as DJ Diddy Dog flashed an evil smile at Bam, mouthing the
words "You're winning my way!" and cracked Mickey in the
head with the UCW Undisputed Championship belt. The crowd inside
Madison Square Garden erupted into boos, and then a very shocking
moment in UCW history occurred as Bam and DJ Diddy Dog shook hands
and hugged one another.
The crowd was so upset at this moment that they even started throwing crap in the ring, with DJ almost smacked in the face by a can of soda. DJ Diddy Dog then lifted up Mickey and Bam hit him again with the Jackassed. Bam then covered Mickey as DJ Diddy Dog counted the 1-2-3, savouring every moment of his betrayal.
Megaman: "The winner of this contest and NEW UCW Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World, BAM MARGERA!"
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And a 'Mindfreak' returned...
Bart: "By the time Global Uprising hits, I shall be the Undisputed Heavyweight champion of the World! I am the Mindfreak... are you ready?"
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Universal Championship Wrestling presents... Welcome To the Doghouse.
Chapter 1: Jackass Funhouse match for the UCW No Holds Barred championship: Champion Mr. Eddy versus 'The Mindfreak' Bart Simpson.
Squidward: "Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Doghouse! We are coming off a very successful, but also highly controversial Burst Mode, where DJ Diddy Dog formed an alliance with Bam Margera to wrest the Undisputed title from Mickey Mouse... the CKY Alliance, to be exact. Also, Team xXx stole the Triple Crown Tag Team titles and 'Homewrecker' Ryan Dunn, 'Dreamseller' Brandon Novak & Rake Yohn used a deliberate distraction by the Detroit City Enforcers to steal the 6-man tag team titles. But it wasn't all CKY on that night: they failed to stop Brian Griffin from finally obtaining his UCW contract, Eddy retained the No Holds Barred title and Nero retained the King of Anime title. Not to mention that 'The Mindfreak' Bart Simpson returned to UCW and put every champion on notice."
Kif: "Tonight, Bam Margera will defend the Undisputed title against his old nemesis Dog the Bounty Hunter in a ladder match. Speaking of which, following last month's brutal attack by the CKY Alliance, we can confirm that Mickey Mouse is indeed injured. A concussion from the belt shot and the Jackassed which cost him the title has sidelined the former champion. Dog has vowed to Mickey that he will beat Margera senseless with that ladder before ripping the belt from his grip! But other than the match that our boss DJ Diddy Dog will be biased about, we have a loaded card for you tonight!"
Greg: "The countdown to the Caged Fury Rumble begins tonight with two qualifying matches! In the first, Ozzy Mofeta will look to take out Spiderman and in the second, one of the CKY Alliance's lackeys MT will try and bulldoze through Donald Duck, the winner of that brutal Prison of the Afterlife match last month! Also, Scorpion & Sub Zero finally settle their feud in what promises to be a life-shortening Pick Your Fatality match, Daffy Duck stands up for the UCW elite when he faces Cannibal Jay of the CKY Alliance in a First Blood match, Brian Griffin faces off with a mystery opponent in the Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal match, Team xXx put up the Triple Crown tag team gold in a rematch with former champions ShineGreymon and MetalGarurumon and just momentarily, 'the Mindfreak' Bart Simpson goes after Eddy's No Holds Barred title in what has been decreed as a Jackass Funhouse match! We all saw what that match did to Brian Griffin!"
Squidward: "But there's nothing we can do about it... what DJ Diddy Dog says, goes. Nevertheless, Homer Simpson & Peter Griffin have vowed to confront the boss tonight. Anyway, there is also the Dual Thrones match for the King of Anime and Queen of Chaos titles with the champions Nero & Terra defending against the Soul Reapers Ichigo Kurosaki & Rukia Kuchiki, we decide who shall be next in line to face the Triple Crown World Tag Team champions for the titles, with four teams vying for the right, but let's start the night off with a bang as the returned Bart Simpson attempts to regain the No Holds Barred title! Down to Megaman!"
Megaman: "Ladies and gentlemen, your opening contest of Welcome to the Doghouse is the Jackass Funhouse match and it is for the UCW No Holds Barred championship! On his way to the ring, from Los Angeles, California by way of Peach Creek, he is the self-proclaimed hottest franchise player in wrestling today and the reigning & defending UCW No Holds Barred champion, MR. EDDY!"
Now going by his CWF-moniker, Mr. Eddy strolled into the arena looking cocky, patting the Million Dollar title belt on his chest as his Floyd Mayweather-style pyro shot into the crowd, who didn't appreciate the fake cash that Eddy offered them. But all cockiness was lost as Eddy laid his eyes on the Jackass Funhouse structure, giving the No Holds Barred champion vivid flashbacks of Brian Griffin's terrible fall way back when. He entered the ring, not taking his eyes off the structure above him, handing his fake belt to the referee, as his No Holds Barred title belt hung above the Funhouse.
Are you ready?
I am the mindfreak (Mindfreak!)
There's no reality
Just this world of delusion that keeps on haunting me
I am the mindfreak (Mindfreak!)
I am the mindfreak (Mindfreak!)
I am the mindfreak (Mindfreak!)
I am the mindfreak (Mindfreak!)
Mindfreak! Mindfreak! Mindfreak! Mindfreak!
Are you ready?
Megaman: "And now, his opponent and challenger, from Springfield, please welcome back to UCW... 'The Mindfreak', BART SIMPSON!"
Bart entered the stage on his skateboard, looking very Raven-esque in appearance. Pyro went off as he struck the old pose of ECW legend Tommy Dreamer before he continued down the ramp. The atrocity that was the Funhouse didn't phase Bart in the slightest, as the Mindfreak soared over the ropes with a kickflip. He stared at Eddy and then played to the crowd a little more, who were more than happy to have him back in the ring. The referee moved them to their respective corners, handed off the Million Dollar title belt and then finally rung the bell to get the match underway.
Starting off, Eddy dropped out of the ring as Bart came after him, smashing the Mindfreak with a chair from under the ring. Eddy pointed to his head stating he was the smarter of the two. He grabbed Bart by the head and slammed him into the scaffolding repeatedly before taking out a ladder and crushing Bart against the scaffold. Eddy slid the ladder into the ring and propped it up, preparing to move to the next level.
Bart, however, wouldn't let him get it that easily. Recovering from his daze, Bart springboarded off the ropes and caught Eddy with an amazing Dragonrana from the ladder that caused the crowd to begin chanting "THAT WAS AWESOME!" and cheer Bart like crazy. Bart got up and rocked the Dreamer pose before he placed Eddy in the corner, followed by the ladder directly against the No Holds Barred champion's delicate area.
The crowd could sense what was coming, but Bart motioned he wasn't done yet. Bart retrieved several trashcans and chairs, placing them all in front of the ladder. For the champion, this was going to be painful. Bart revved up in the corner, going for the skateboard dropkick, but Eddy kicked the ladder. The ladder slid and hit Bart right in the ankles, causing him to bowl over and strike the ladder with his head.
That bust him wide open. Eddy took a trashcan and bent it all over Bart's head before laying the Mindfreak out on a chair with his E-Driver. Eddy looked upwards again, propping up the ladder. He climbed the ladder and found the box containing the key hanging by the door. Eddy reached inside and pulled out the key, obtaining access to the upper level. Bart recovered slowly, and chased after the champion while holding his head.
Knowing his challenger was not far behind, Eddy grabbed a baseball bat and struck Bart as the Mindfreak made it to the first level. Eddy nailed Bart a few more times and then set him up for the Tombstone E-Driver. Bart managed to counter and hit Eddy with a reverse powerbomb that sent Eddy through the trap door. Eddy hit the top of the ladder and several rungs before he hit the mat. Bart pulled a stop sign and descended down back into the ring, blasting Eddy with a stop sign-assisted elbow drop.
Bart picked up Eddy and went for a powerbomb, but Eddy dropped behind, grabbed a ladder and tossed it like a dodgeball at Bart when the Mindfreak turned around. Eddy let a smile creep onto his face as he set the ladder back up and ascended back into the first level. He looked in the corner and found the next key. Wearing it on his finger, Eddy retrieved the paintball gun and poked through the trap door, plastering Bart with shots on the mat.
But the Mindfreak wouldn't be denied as he got straight back up, sprinted up the ladder and jumped right into a paintball blast. But at least Bart made it to the first level. Eddy pulled the golf club down and aimed at Bart's delicates, but Bart got his boot in on Eddy's instead. Bart swiped the club and landed a Tiger Woods-like shot on Eddy's head. Bart ripped the key from Eddy's finger and went for the second level, but as he made it, Eddy reached up and tossed powder through the mesh into Bart's eyes. Eddy got out the rocket skates and followed after his challenger.
Eddy decided against shenanigans and just blasted Bart in the head with the skates. Eddy had a frying pan in his hands and hit Bart with it repeatedly. Eddy motioned to the many fans in the crowd that he was going to finish it, but turned around and received the Freakout (Bart's new Double-Arm Clutch Brainbuster finisher) for his troubles. Bart went for the shopping cart and pulled out a stop sign, going to work on the fallen champion's head.
Back on ground level, Ryan Dunn and Cannibal Jay had decided to rush into the arena, distracting Bart as the challenger ascended to the final level. They looked like they were about to interfere, but then they were cut off by Bart's father Homer Simpson and his partner Peter Griffin. The fans were going crazy as the two who were screwed out of the Triple Crown World Tag Team championship assaulted the CKY Alliance's generals. Homer took Dunn into the ring and levelled him with a Bowling Ball Powerbomb. Peter teed off on Cannibal's head with a golf club.
Bart was still distracted, which allowed Eddy to reach him. Eddy tried to swipe the title belt, but Bart struck him in the nuts and DDT'd him. Eddy fell onto the roof of the second level and Bart followed with a splash. Champion & challenger then crawled back up to the final level, where they exchanged more shots, albeit exhausted from the brutality. Eddy gained the upper hand and prepared to drop Bart down with the Butterfly E-Driver, but Bart got all the way up to Eddy's shoulders and in one fluid motion, pulled down the title belt, whacking Eddy in the head with it.
Megaman: "The winner of this contest and NEW UCW No Holds Barred champion, 'The Mindfreak' BART SIMPSON!"
Eddy was out cold, and Bart now found himself in posession of the No Holds Barred title. He raised the belt high for all to see and begun the climb down. Dunn & Cannibal walked up the ramp, letting Homer & Peter know that it wasn't over. Bart was congratulated by his father and Peter in the ring as they raised his arms in the air in triumph. In Bart's mind, stage one of his journey to take the Undisputed World title from Bam Margera was complete.
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Backstage
Quagmire: "Giggidy giggidy goo! Quagmire here again reporting for UCW and I'm here with Dog the Bounty Hunter, who is the number one contender to the Undisputed title and shall be facing Bam Margera in a ladder match!"
Dog: "Thanks for letting me be here, Glenn. Bam, do you feel those walls closing in around you? It's time for the sinner to pay for his sins! You stole the victory from me back at Three Chains of Destiny and then you beat Brian Griffin within an inch of his life. Topping all that, you used the boss to destroy Mickey Mouse and steal the title! Theft is a crime, Margera! You are a criminal! You don't get away from the Dog! You can climb up an eighy-foot ladder for all I care... because you can run, but you can't hide! I promised everyone who is all for freedom and justice in this company that I would take the title! Margera, enjoy your twisted fairytale while it lasts, because after tonight's ladder match... it's over!"
Quagmire: "Giggidy giggidy goo!"
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A/N: There's your first match of Welcome to the Doghouse, with Bart Simpson making a mega-return to UCW PPV in a big way, taking the No Holds Barred title from Mr. Eddy in a brutal Jackass Funhouse match while Homer Simpson & Peter Griffin see off interference from the CKY Alliance and Dog the Bounty Hunter vows to rip the Undisputed title belt right out of Bam's paws!
Next Up: Team xXx defends their newly-won Triple Crown World Tag Team championship against the former champions ShineGreymon and MetalGarurumon while Quagmire interviews Scorpion! Final Attack Ride!
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