I had to right this...I'm addicted to sooo many ships,and this is one of them...oh well! IDC what others think about it

BoyxBoy don't like Don't read {or so they say}

Dipper was tired of Mabel,Stan,Sues,Wendy,even Ford!,they would laugh at him almost everyday and he hated it,so he decided to go out for a walk in the woods.

Bill was bored and currently wandering around in the woods,wondering what would happen today.

Sure he was supposed to 'see all and know all',but come on...if he really did know all he would have destroyed his rivals by now for Pete's sake!.

Dipper was walking in the forest...remembering all the times on how Mabel would make fun of him,and how Stan would call him a-

"NERD!"

Dipper pulled down his hat a little,Stan's voice echoing in his mind,his vision blurred a little tears running down his cheeks.

he slumped on a tree,pressing his back on the tree with both of his hands covering his teary face.

Suddenly,Bill saw Dipper and was pretty curious on what happened to him.

He floated around him asking,"hey Pine Tree!,how's it goin-"

Bill was surprised as Dipper looked up revealing his teary face,"i-i-it's none of you b-business...besides! don't you see and know everything?".

Dipper croaked out,with strain in his voice {1} Bill was irritated,the lines "don't you see and know everything" ticked him was about to throw a fit-until he Dipper started breaking down,

[10 minutes later]

Dipper has been crying for a while...until a idea entered Bill's mind."How about a deal Pine Tree?" Bill said nearly chuckling as he saw Dipper stiffen at his words,the word "deal " frightened Dipper.

"I can watch over you as a human,dog,goat whatever really and protect you from whatever is harming you,but I get to live with you and the rest of the Pines",Bill reached out his hand that was set on blue fire 'and I won't be bored for a while'.

Dipper widened his eyes and slapped Bill's hand away and watched sighing while he started to glow,a mixture of gold and blue flames while he slowly started to change form.

"Well Pine Tree looks like I'm doing this...want it or not"

What will happen next? only I know ha! And yeah I know shitty first chapther but oh well

{1}=No sh*t he's been crying