Prologue
Hola, I've always wanted to make a TF2/Halo crossover, so I am, remember this is a prologue so don't expect it to be long. Also I will be following Halo 4, it's just my preference. Real names, Joseph = Medic, Dell = Engie, Mikhail = Heavy, Jeremy = Scout, Adnent = Spy
Teufort: RED Base
Let us begin. It's normal on Teufort, with normal Teufort shit, oblivious Snipers, Tryhard Scouts, Engineers building 5 damn sentries in the Intel room where it takes like an hour to clear out since their pyro friends keep fucking around here and I probably should stop complaining.
"The enemy team has taken or intelligence", said the Administrator over the speakers. A Scout and Soldier went to go get it back. Unfortunately, they were getting mowed down by my personal favorite class, Heavy Weapons Guy.
The BLU Scout flanked him and hit the Intel off his back. Soldier was about fire another rocket but he was hit by Scout, since Heavy chucked the Boston Bas.. I mean Maniac at the Patriot.
The Russian laughed as he filled the Americans with lead.
"Next time, bring men to fight me", he said. "Good shot comrade", said Medic as he high fives him. Heavy picked up the BLU Intel and ran into the RED Base.
Medic and Heavy were rushing into the base so they could get the Intelligence to their basement. Heavy then heard yells. Heavy and Medic tensed up, they weren't scared but we're in high alert.
Heavy took out his shotgun and pumped it. Medic took out his Syringe Gun and loaded some special slow needles.
Heavy saved his Minigun since he didn't want to be caught off guard mid rev. The two went to the Intel Room and were shocked.
Engineer's arm was frozen solid and he was face flat on the floor, but worst of all was that his Hat with No Name was across the room. He was bruised and had cuts. Scout had a axe in his head, blood pooled and his Boston Basher was snapped in half.
"Shiza, I have to revive him again", said the German as he went to inspect Engineer. Heavy took point and had his shotgun in one hand.
Engineer was still breathing but he was pretty fucked up. Medic pulled out his medigun and began to heal him. Engineer's bruises and cuts seemed to go away like magic.
He got up but was shocked when his robot hand wasn't unfrozen. Medic was mostly surprised, no one here actually had any expertise in ice here so he was confused. He then came to the conclusion that he needed to saw off his arm.
Engineer sighed but was more annoyed he was gonna need a new gunslinger, since user his glove it's a robot hand. Engineer held his arm out and let Medic saw it off.
He had to take off a little more of his arm since his bonesaw wouldn't be enough to cut through the ice and metal. Engie grunted as Medic sawed of the partially frozen flesh.
He then pulled out his Medigun to heal his flesh wound. Engie pull out his Widowmaker with his left hand. He's using this since it's a semi auto shotgun and doesn't need to be pumped, unlike the other shotguns.
"Thanks Doc", the Texan said as he tipped his cowboy hat. Medic then pulled out a device and threw it to Scout's corpse. He put his miracle gun towards it and Scout sprung to life.
He then rubbed the part of his head that was split open from an axe. "What the hell happened", he said in confusion. "What did happen", asked Heavy as he ate a Sandvich.
"Well, it all happened not too long ago", Engineer began.
Moments ago
Engineer was walking his sentry, the clank of metal could be heard. He wiped his brow and recline don his chair, taking a sip of beer.
He then heard running so he grumbled and pulled out his standard pistol. He then saw Scout running in, he had on a Backwards Ballcap and was using the Backscatter.
"Hey Hardhat, I got the secret crap from BLU", he said as he put the BLU Intelligence on the desk. "Thanks partner", he said as he tossed him a beer.
They then heard a scream of a certain Australian. "I'll go check it out, probably one of their French bastards again", Scout said as he cocked the lever on his gun.
He made up there pretty fast cause that's all he's good for. He then saw the Australian, he was a new guy so he was wearing a Gibus. He saw that he had a huge gash in his chest and his head was frozen solid.
The Bostonian saw the attacker, he was a Pyro, who wore some heavy gear to combat the cold. He had a weird gun on him, it looked like a blowtorch connected to a BLU pack on his side.
He turned and puffed it, it hit the ground and froze it. "Ooo yeah, you're real scary", Scout said as his normal cocky self. He then charged at him, Scout ran away and started to fire his lever action shotgun at the Pyro.
He got to the Intel room and told Engie to get ready to fight. The sentry fired rockets at the Pyro but it froze the rocked mid air and threw them back. The sentry exploded, bits of metal and bullets flew everywhere. Scout took out his Backscatter and shot at Pyro.
It dodged most of the buckshot and shot it's ice gun at the Backscatter, freezing the lever in place. Scout now had no way to cock it back so he could fire. He took out his Boston Basher and ran at the Ice Pyro, kinda redundant since Pyro is normally a word connected with fire.
Pyro took out a Axe and swung at Scout, he dodged it and swung his bat at him. Pyro caught it, it' hand was bleeding from the spikes but it didn't seem to care as it snapped the melee weapon in half. He then punched Scout and plunged his axe into Scout's skull.
"Come on over here ya mumbling bastard", Engineer said as he set down a mini sentry and exposed his Gunslinger hand. He began to fire all 12 shot of his pistol into the Pyro. Pyro froze the mini sentry solid and ot punched in the face by the robot hand.
Engie threw another punch but Pyro froze his hand in a chunk of ice, he then punched the Texan, knocking him out cold. Pun intended.
Back to the present
The Russian and German were shocked from the story, a ice Pyro. They then heard gunshots go off, Scout took Engie's pistols and reload it, Engie cocked his Widowmaker, Heavy revved up his minigun, and Medic readied a uber charge, buffing his teammates in the process.
They then saw it was Spy, his suit was torn, he had light frost on the back of his expensive suit, he his Ambassador was smoking, and he was wearing the Backbiter's Billycock. "Gentlemen, Hell has come for us in the form of a Pyro who uses ice", he said as he panted, shivering from the cold.
They then heard stomping and a scream from Soldier, "AH THE BURNING, or is it freezing, AHHHH", the patriot yelled. Spy cocked the hammer on his Ambassador, ready to place a 50. Cal round in it's head.
Heavy thought about how he never feared anything, but a Pyro was something that could scare him, but now he was really scared. He's one of the bravest guys here, he had to stop himself from shaking in his boots.
The 5 mercs heard running and a scream from the Demoman along with their Pyro muffling in pain. He then heard the Masked Menace run faster, so Heavy did something he knew wasn't smart.
"Joseph, Dell, Adnent, Jeremy", he said, calling the Mercs by their real names, which really got their attention since they normally call each other by their work names so they knew it was serious. "I will take on Ice Monster, you take RED and BLU cases and save yourselves", the Russian said with a heavy heart. Pun intended.
"Come on, we can't just leave ya here like yella belly cowards", Engineer said as he lowered his Widowmaker. "No, we must leave, Mikhail, thank you for your selfless sacrifice", said Spy. "Come on Mikhail, you're my greatest creation and friend", Medic said. "You got dis big guy, go show that mublin' bastard who's the real man", Scout said as he used a deep voice for the last part as Heavy does.
The Texan, Bostonian, German, and Frenchman gave a salute to show massive respect for Heavy. Even though they can just be revived, this is something they never encountered so they were saddened by this as they didn't know if they could revive their dysfunctional 'family'.
They ran off with the intel, Medic carried them, Spy took the front, Scout took the back, and Engie handled the sides. Heavy then readied himself to fight whatever this thing was.
Heavy saw it and on sight he revved up, the Pyro then ran straight through the stream of classified bullets and stopped the spinning barrel. He then punched Heavy across the room and took out it's gun to freeze. But the Russian got up and fired a round of buckshot from his shotgun. The blast knocked him back, blood coming from the multiple holes that were put in him for the minigun and shotgun.
Heavy slammed fired the rest of the rounds, the sheer shock of all the shells coming at him at once was enough to stun him for a bit. Heavy reloaded the 6 rounds but the Pyro recovered enough the take the gun from him.
Heavy was knocked onto the floor, he then had his hands and feet frozen. The Pyro chuckled as it raised the freeze gun to the Russian's head. The Siberian Bear said, "You have no honor you piece of shit". He then felt cold rush onto him, then he blacked out.
The Pyro then left to find the mercs that still were alive.
Well, here ya go, sorry if it's boring right now and short but it's the prologue. Anyways, tell me if the Ice Pyro is stupid and also Halo is coming into play, it's Halo 4 timeline so if you don't like it, then don't read it. Anyways, I'm out, CONSTRUCTIVE criticism is always helpful, just don't be a dick about it. Adios.