Title: Shinigami's Afraid? Never!

A/N: Ahaha... Um, yeah... Okay, it is 2:36 am, please don't hold my weirdness against me *whimper* Annnnyways, this is only part 1, I only have a small idea of where this may be going... any suggestions are welcome, I'd be sure to give you credit for the idea!

Warnings: Yaoi (1x2, 3x4), PWP (so far), weirdness, humor?

Disclaimer: I own nothing, I have nothing. *cries*



Duo was bored. And hungry. And a bored and hungry Duo does NOT make good company. Especially when it is Duo in Duo's own company... Heero and Wufei were out on a two week mission that started the night before, and Quatre was out grocery shopping with Trowa. Hence Duo being starved, there was absolutely no food in the house. And the two totally-and-completely-madly- in-love pilots had been gone since 10 o'clock that morning. It was now 4 o'clock in the afternoon. One could only imagine what was taking them so long.

Things did not look good for Duo's stomach.

"....Oh god, oh god, OH GOD I'M STARVING!!" Duo complained to himself.

He made his way into the kitchen to search for *anything* that might fill his poor stomach. There was no such luck.

"I can't believe it... Not even a crumb!!!" He said to no one as he searched frantically high and low, right and left, up and down, inside and outside, finding nothing. Until...

A tiny piece of chocolate cherry cheesecake on the kitchen floor, made and inhaled the night before, caught his eye. With a savage look in his eye, he got on his hands and knees and silently crept up to the unsuspecting sized- for-a-mouse cheesecake. Ironically, just as he was about to bring his hand down to it, a mouse scampered up and claimed the piece as his own, leaving Duo blinking madly as it made it's getaway into the silent walls of the safehouse.

"...M-m-m-MOUSE!!" Duo stammered, right before he passed out.

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"Oh Trowa," *giggle* "Shopping.... was sooo~ooo much fun. We'll have to do it again sometime." *wink*

Walking behind Quatre up to the door of their safehouse (which was lent to them by one of Quatre's many sisters), Trowa just smirked and said "Hm. Maybe sooner then you think. Perhaps, tonight? Without even leaving the house, of course..."

Quatre blushed as he turned the knob and stepped inside the house. He gasped in horror as he looked around. There were *holes* in the walls everywhere!!

"My sister's gonna kill me..." Quatre said quietly as he promptly fainted into Trowa's arms.





TBC...

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