"Quit Following Me!"

Rated T

Summary: Samoa Joe's busy preparing for his match when he notices somebody watching him from behind. Worst of all, he seems to be bothering him with a tuba for some reason. What could this be all about?

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Samoa Joe was inside the halls of Boston Garden, throwing out some air punches and kicks just to prepare his match for his opponent tonight, Roman Reigns. The Samoan Submission Machine had gained enough victories against him to finally get himself the Intercontinental Championship title shot that he deserved. While he got the go-ahead from the backstage producers to head out the ring, Samoa Joe immediately put his signature towel on around his neck and immediately headed for the entranceway.

"I can't wait to take your title away, Roman. It'll soon be mine." Joe muttered to himself while he was still walking.

But on his way to the curtain though, a huge bald football-headed toddler had popped up from behind with a tuba in his hands. He then started to blow right across the lips of the tuba, therefore forcing Samoa Joe to turn around and see who was distracting him on his way.

That, of course, turned out to be Stewie Griffin, who was now starting to annoy him just because of that tuba sound.

"Stop it!" Joe shouted to Stewie.

Stewie however, didn't even listen to him. He kept on blowing that tuba as hard as he can, forcing Joe to get even more angrier.

"Quit following me!" He loudly demanded.

Still nothing.

No matter how much Samoa Joe started to complain, Stewie would keep playing that tuba loud. And it instantly drove Joe's rage to the point where he turned to Stewie and yelled with such ferocity:

"I'M NOT THAT FAT, YA KNOW!?"

But once he turned to him...

*SPLAT!*

Samoa Joe fell face-first right on the floor, forcing Stewie to finally stop playing his tuba. Looking down at a fallen knocked-out Joe, Stewie said with a gruff expression:

"Ambrose paid me $100 to do that to you, tubby."

And then Stewie left, leaving Samoa Joe still laid out all alone on the floor.


Oh, and that'll also be $60 too, Samoa Joe. Don't forget that.

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