Disclaimers: the characters from highlander and the men in black movie are not mine.
"Why did you bring me here," asked Methos.
"You wanted to know the truth about everything, so I bought you here," Jay replied.
"Did you really have to bring me to the middle of the artic," snapped Methos
"Yes, it is the only place they people can't watch you," replied Jay in a knowing tone of voice
"Paranoid for a child aren't you," said Methos
"Comes with the job," jay said with a grin
"So tell me about this job of yours," asked Methos. He wanted to know more about what Jay did for a living.
"What do you want to know about my job," asked Jay
"Roswell," said Methos
"Man is that the only thing you want to ask me about. Roswell was such a small incident," said Jay with a sigh.
"For the moment it is all I want to ask you," replied Methos with a grin
"1947, Roswell. The day the supposed alien ship crash-landed," answered Jay knowing that Methos would more information.
"Was it an alien ship," asked Methos curios to know.
"Yes," answered Jay
"Well a little more detail would be nice," snapped Methos
"In the early 1940's the government funded a small outfit. This newly formed outfits job was to seek out new life on other planets and make contact with those alien races. The government didn't take us seriously. The aliens viewed us differently. When this so called alien ship crash landed in the field this newly formed outfit was on the scene straight away," said Jay
"So this weather balloon was actually an alien ship," Methos asked
"The whether balloon was real enough. To the people who witnessed the ship crash land. The outfit arranged for these people to remember the ship as nothing more than a weather balloon. These people would swear on their mothers life's that it was just a weather balloon," said Jay.
"What happened to the farmer whose field it crash-landed in," asked Methos
"The farmer was one of ours," said Jay
"The farmer was an alien," asked Methos
"No. He belonged to the outfit," answered Jay with a smile.
""So tell me how many aliens are there on earth at the moment," asked Methos
"At this moment in time," said Jay
"Yeah," Methos said.
"Millions. Earth is the vacation hot spot for the whole galaxy," said Jay.
"Millions how is it mankind haven't realized yet that there are millions of aliens among them," stuttered Methos.
"Secret identities. A suit," said Jay
"Suit? asked Methos having no idea what jay meant by a suit.
"A suit is what a alien wears to appear in a more acceptable form to a human," answered Jay
"Are there any famous people who are aliens," asked Methos.
"More than you know," said Jay
"Such as," asked Methos wanting to know more
"Meryl streep, Tom Cruise, Macy gray and most of N'sync," said Jay naming just a few of them.
"Which members of N'sync," Methos asked.
"I'll leave that to your imagination. I personally think it is obvious," said jay with a knowing grin
"So is tom cruise that short in real life," asked Methos.
"No he is shorter, his only four inches high in his alien form," said Jay with a grin
"So about this MIB where did you get the name form," asked Methos
"Certain people saw us in theses suits shortly after the outfit had been formed and started calling us the men in black. We grew into a legend and then a myth. The only people who know about us are the nutcases. We even have a few working for us" said Jay
"How did you become an MIB agent," asked Methos.
"That is another story," said Jay
"Do the MIB know about immortals," asked Methos wanting to know if they did or not.
"Yes we do. WE know all and see all," said Jay in a cynical tone of voice
"So was Roswell the first alien landing, to be exposed and so widely reported," asked Methos
"Yes it was. The Roswell incident of 1947 was the first time and alien ship made such a spectacular entrance. It did however have its advantages," said Jay thinking about all the benefits the crash of 1947 had bought to the MIB and humans alike.
"Such as," asked Methos
"There have been bigger crash landings since then. Aliens have been using us as their own personal battlefield for years. People just tend to ignore or explain things away they do not believe in," said Jay
"What do you know about immortals," asked Methos
"Everything," answered Jay
"In more detail please," snapped Methos
"Immortals are not from earth. I believe there is an immortal named Connor Macleod who knows everything there is to know about immortals. He has the answer to your questions," said Jay
"His dead," said Methos.
"No his not. Last I heard he was on a plane heading for Mexico," said Jay
"So tell me Jay about some of the MIB's secrets," said Methos
"We have so many," said Jay with a grin
"Well just tell me some interesting facts about the MIB," said Methos
"Do you remember the moon landing of 1969," said Jay
"Yeah," answered Methos
"Well while Neil Armstrong was leaping about on the moon. The MIB was on the dark side of the moon. We were holding a conference on the security that the MIB provided for our alien visitors" said Jay with a wry grin
"Why didn't NASA or the space shuttle notice anything," asked Methos
"The MIB was hidden from view," said Jay as if he was stating the obvious.
"Are you human," asked Methos.
"Yes," answered Jay in a neutral tone of voice.
"Does the MIB know who shot JFK," asked Methos.
"Yes," jay replied
"Who shot him," Methos asked. If he found out who did shoot JFK he could drop vague hints about it to Macleod and Dawson.
"I'm not telling you that. All I'll say is that it is the last person you would ever think of," said Jay.
"How am I supposed top get home from here," asked Methos
Jay gave Methos the once over and raised an odd looking object in his direction
"What are you doing," asked Methos starting to worry.
"Sending you home. But before you go I have one last thing to say," said Jay as he put his sunglasses on and held the object out in front of Methos face
"What do you have to say," said Methos
"Could you look at this object for a me. It has some writing on it you could identify," said Jay as Methos leaned in to get a closer look at the writing.
Then there was flash.
Methos was in Joes sitting at the bar holding a beer in one and a newspaper in his other hand. Methos had the strangest feeling that he had just been somewhere cold. This couldn't be possible as he had been in Seacouver for the last two weeks and hadn't left seacouver once.
The MIB headquarters.
Zeds Office
"You feel better now son," asked Zed
"Yeah problem sorted," said Jay
"Glad to hear that son. Now I want you to bring back an illegal alien form Seacouver," asked zed as he handed Jay the details of the alien in question
"On my way sir," said Jay as he walked out of Zed's office and headed towards the MIB's garage where he had parked the LTD early that day. Jay got into the LTD and began the long drive to Seacouver.
"Why did you bring me here," asked Methos.
"You wanted to know the truth about everything, so I bought you here," Jay replied.
"Did you really have to bring me to the middle of the artic," snapped Methos
"Yes, it is the only place they people can't watch you," replied Jay in a knowing tone of voice
"Paranoid for a child aren't you," said Methos
"Comes with the job," jay said with a grin
"So tell me about this job of yours," asked Methos. He wanted to know more about what Jay did for a living.
"What do you want to know about my job," asked Jay
"Roswell," said Methos
"Man is that the only thing you want to ask me about. Roswell was such a small incident," said Jay with a sigh.
"For the moment it is all I want to ask you," replied Methos with a grin
"1947, Roswell. The day the supposed alien ship crash-landed," answered Jay knowing that Methos would more information.
"Was it an alien ship," asked Methos curios to know.
"Yes," answered Jay
"Well a little more detail would be nice," snapped Methos
"In the early 1940's the government funded a small outfit. This newly formed outfits job was to seek out new life on other planets and make contact with those alien races. The government didn't take us seriously. The aliens viewed us differently. When this so called alien ship crash landed in the field this newly formed outfit was on the scene straight away," said Jay
"So this weather balloon was actually an alien ship," Methos asked
"The whether balloon was real enough. To the people who witnessed the ship crash land. The outfit arranged for these people to remember the ship as nothing more than a weather balloon. These people would swear on their mothers life's that it was just a weather balloon," said Jay.
"What happened to the farmer whose field it crash-landed in," asked Methos
"The farmer was one of ours," said Jay
"The farmer was an alien," asked Methos
"No. He belonged to the outfit," answered Jay with a smile.
""So tell me how many aliens are there on earth at the moment," asked Methos
"At this moment in time," said Jay
"Yeah," Methos said.
"Millions. Earth is the vacation hot spot for the whole galaxy," said Jay.
"Millions how is it mankind haven't realized yet that there are millions of aliens among them," stuttered Methos.
"Secret identities. A suit," said Jay
"Suit? asked Methos having no idea what jay meant by a suit.
"A suit is what a alien wears to appear in a more acceptable form to a human," answered Jay
"Are there any famous people who are aliens," asked Methos.
"More than you know," said Jay
"Such as," asked Methos wanting to know more
"Meryl streep, Tom Cruise, Macy gray and most of N'sync," said Jay naming just a few of them.
"Which members of N'sync," Methos asked.
"I'll leave that to your imagination. I personally think it is obvious," said jay with a knowing grin
"So is tom cruise that short in real life," asked Methos.
"No he is shorter, his only four inches high in his alien form," said Jay with a grin
"So about this MIB where did you get the name form," asked Methos
"Certain people saw us in theses suits shortly after the outfit had been formed and started calling us the men in black. We grew into a legend and then a myth. The only people who know about us are the nutcases. We even have a few working for us" said Jay
"How did you become an MIB agent," asked Methos.
"That is another story," said Jay
"Do the MIB know about immortals," asked Methos wanting to know if they did or not.
"Yes we do. WE know all and see all," said Jay in a cynical tone of voice
"So was Roswell the first alien landing, to be exposed and so widely reported," asked Methos
"Yes it was. The Roswell incident of 1947 was the first time and alien ship made such a spectacular entrance. It did however have its advantages," said Jay thinking about all the benefits the crash of 1947 had bought to the MIB and humans alike.
"Such as," asked Methos
"There have been bigger crash landings since then. Aliens have been using us as their own personal battlefield for years. People just tend to ignore or explain things away they do not believe in," said Jay
"What do you know about immortals," asked Methos
"Everything," answered Jay
"In more detail please," snapped Methos
"Immortals are not from earth. I believe there is an immortal named Connor Macleod who knows everything there is to know about immortals. He has the answer to your questions," said Jay
"His dead," said Methos.
"No his not. Last I heard he was on a plane heading for Mexico," said Jay
"So tell me Jay about some of the MIB's secrets," said Methos
"We have so many," said Jay with a grin
"Well just tell me some interesting facts about the MIB," said Methos
"Do you remember the moon landing of 1969," said Jay
"Yeah," answered Methos
"Well while Neil Armstrong was leaping about on the moon. The MIB was on the dark side of the moon. We were holding a conference on the security that the MIB provided for our alien visitors" said Jay with a wry grin
"Why didn't NASA or the space shuttle notice anything," asked Methos
"The MIB was hidden from view," said Jay as if he was stating the obvious.
"Are you human," asked Methos.
"Yes," answered Jay in a neutral tone of voice.
"Does the MIB know who shot JFK," asked Methos.
"Yes," jay replied
"Who shot him," Methos asked. If he found out who did shoot JFK he could drop vague hints about it to Macleod and Dawson.
"I'm not telling you that. All I'll say is that it is the last person you would ever think of," said Jay.
"How am I supposed top get home from here," asked Methos
Jay gave Methos the once over and raised an odd looking object in his direction
"What are you doing," asked Methos starting to worry.
"Sending you home. But before you go I have one last thing to say," said Jay as he put his sunglasses on and held the object out in front of Methos face
"What do you have to say," said Methos
"Could you look at this object for a me. It has some writing on it you could identify," said Jay as Methos leaned in to get a closer look at the writing.
Then there was flash.
Methos was in Joes sitting at the bar holding a beer in one and a newspaper in his other hand. Methos had the strangest feeling that he had just been somewhere cold. This couldn't be possible as he had been in Seacouver for the last two weeks and hadn't left seacouver once.
The MIB headquarters.
Zeds Office
"You feel better now son," asked Zed
"Yeah problem sorted," said Jay
"Glad to hear that son. Now I want you to bring back an illegal alien form Seacouver," asked zed as he handed Jay the details of the alien in question
"On my way sir," said Jay as he walked out of Zed's office and headed towards the MIB's garage where he had parked the LTD early that day. Jay got into the LTD and began the long drive to Seacouver.