"Do you have butter? It's like, really important."

Lucy blinked in the light of her apartment, staring at her boyfriend as he looked to her with such a serious expression she thought her head would pop off.

"Natsu."

"Yeah?"

"It's two in the fucking morning."

The male hissed in regret as he scuffed his foot on the floor, his cheeks tinting pink.

"Yeah, but Luce, I need the butter."

An exasperated sigh left her parted lips as she ran a hand through her golden hair, closing her eyes tight. She could feel his nervousness, and she did absolutely nothing to relieve him of that stress. It was his own fault- he knows that she gets cranky when woken early.

Not even a moment later something more important presented itself in her mind.

"Wait a minute- why the fuck do you need butter at two in the morning?"

Again, he hissed in regret- something that was never good, especially when it regarded a food item. He was never regretful about food, but there was something going on.

"I-I just do, okay?" He said, poorly making her want to forget his question.

"Tell me why." She said, her voice suddenly taking a dark undertone that made him flinch back. "I deserve to know why, honey."

He audibly gulped and averted his eyes from hers, pulling his scarf up to his mouth and pouting. Ugh. She was dating a man-child.

"Fine." She said after a few long beats of silence, watching his eyes widen. "No butter for you." She made a move to close the door only to have him make a noise that sound vaguely like a dying horse and pushed roughly against her door to stop her from closing it.

"No! I need the butter Luce!"

And suddenly, in a daze she watched as her boyfriend ran to her fridge in the span of ten seconds, proceeded to take all of her butter and then leave in under a minute.

To this day she didn't know what he needed that butter for.

This spawned from something I saw on Tumblr, I regret nothing

Here is the post- post/133941801156/random-starters

I hope everyone is doing well, I am sorry for my absence, I just finished with my performances in my musical and I have started to write again, so be ready for more stuff in the near future.

Anywho, remember to keep calm and breathe fire

-FireDragonPhia