SHINKISRULE: Hello, Furuba fans! ShinkisRule here doing the likely overdone but still incredibly enjoyable character interviews!! First off, we have the "ever-optimistic hero of our story!" Ladies and gentlemen, Tohru Honda!!!
TOHRU: Hello! Gasp! It's a camera! Am I on TV?
SR: No… My brother's just filming this for future generations. Say hi, Krem.
KREM: Just so you all know, I was forced to do this.
SR: Tohru doesn't need to know that, Krem…
K: I just didn't want people to think I was actually a fan of this silly manga!
SR: Shut up! You'll hurt her feelings!
T: Umm…
SR: Anyway, back to Tohru! No, this isn't on TV, but it is my aspiration that it one day will be. That would be so awesome… Wouldn't it Krem?
K: Meh.
T: Oh, yes!
SR: So, this is a question I'll be asking most of you this evening. What would you think if I told you there was going to be a live-action Furuba movie?
T: Oh! That would be wonderful! Is there?
SR: Not that I know of, no… But I really wish there was… But if there were, who would you like to see playing your part?
T: Oh, my! A real professional actress playing me? That would be so cool…
SR: Well, Tohru?
T: Ah…
SR: Ummm… Tohru…?
K: I don't think she's going to answer.
SR: Yeah… She's just looking off into the middle distance…
K: Daydreaming.
SR: Yup.
K: Indeed.
SR: She ever snapping out of that?
K: Doesn't look like it.
SR: Guess that means this interview is over.
K: Cool. Can I go now?
SR: No. We still have at least twelve more people to interview.
K: What?!
SR: Next up is Yuki!