A/N This is little imaginative!!
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Author = Mairead aka me!
Fictional Character = Emmett aka Chipmunk Cullen
Mairead- "I don't own twilight"
Chipmunk Cullen- "Why not?"
(Aka Emmett)
Mairead- "I just don't Emmett!"
Chipmunk Cullen- "Mairead its Chipmunk Cullen, yeesh you made it up remember?"
Mairead- "O yea sorry!"
Chipmunk Cullen- "Forgiven!!!!
Chipmunk Bear Hug??"
Get's a Chipmunk Bear Hug from, Chipmunk Cullen (aka Emmett)
Mairead- "Thanks Chipmunk Cullen"
Chipmunk Cullen- "Let's get on with the story!"
Chapter 1
Chipmunk Cullen
Mairead POV
Emmett- "I'm a Chipmunk, I'm a Chipmunk! Why won't any one believe meeeee?"
Rosalie- "Because you're a freak!"
Emmett- "No Rosalie, I'm not a freak I'm a Chipmunk!"
Rosalie- "Carlisle, Tell Emmett he's not a Chipmunk!"
Carlisle- "Emmett you're not a Chipmunk!"
Emmett- "Yes I am"
Jasper- "No you're not"
Emmett- "Yes.....I.....am"
Rosalie- "Emmett listen....to.....me.....very....carefully........you.....are.......not......a....chipmunk!"
Emmett- "Ok ok ok ......I'm a Chipmunk Cullen!"
Emmett runs around the house pretending to be a chipmunk, he runs out the front door and climbs trees.
Emmett- "Yay I'm a chipmunk!"
Alice comes home from shopping and goes inside the house,
Alice- "Why is Emmett jumping from trees shouting 'I'm a Chipmunk'?"
Rosalie- "Because my husband is a freak of nature, and thinks he's a chipmunk!"
Emmett- "Rosie wosie, I'm not a freak of nature I'm a chipmunk!"
Rosalie- "What ever Emmett, I'm away hunting!"
Alice- "Emmett I want to be something!! CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN I PLEASE?"
Emmett- "Yea sure little sis, what ever you want!"
Alice- "Yay, I'm a.......pixie!"
Carlisle- "Not you too Alice?"
Alice- "It's not Alice it's Princess Pixie!"
Jasper- "No, no, no not my wife too?"
Alice and Emmett are running about the house Emmett pretending to be and Chipmunk and Alice pretending to be a pixie, Esme finds Alice sprinkling sugar every where, all over the kitchen, the sitting room, bed rooms and Edwards Piano!
Esme- "Alice what are you doing?"
Alice- "It's not Alice it's Princess Pixie! And this is my Pixie Dust!"
She runs off sprinkling more Pixie dust!
Emmett- "I am a chipmunk, mommy look at me I'm a chipmunk!"
Esme- "Emmett honey, listen to me, you are not a chipmunk, you are a vampire called Emmett Cullen!"
Emmett- "I'm a Chipmunk Cullen Vampire"
Esme- "No Emmett you, are a vampire pretending to be human, ok now go and pretend you are human"
Emmett- "I am a Chipmunk Cullen Vampire, pretending to be a Chipmunk Cullen Vampire Human and I'm pretending to be a Chipmunk Cullen Vampire Human! YAY!"
Emmett runs off into the wood pretending to be a Chipmunk Cullen Vampire Human. While Alice is still sprinkling sugar around the house. Jasper is trying to persuade Alice that she is not a pixie.
Jasper- "Alice babe you're not a pixie"
Alice- Your right jazz......I'm a Princess Pixie, good boy"
Jasper- "Please Alice stop covering me in sugar!"
Alice- "its pixie dust! You're so sweet!"
Alice kisses Jasper and then licks her lips; Alice then starts to lick Jaspers Face
Jasper- "Alice stop licking my face!"
Alice- "But Jazzy babe you are sooooo sweet!"
Alice chases Jasper around the house.
Edward and Bella come home from the meadow. Bella's asks Edward to play her lullaby on the piano; Edward see's the sugar all over the piano, he reads Esme's mind who is cleaning the sugar in all the rooms.
Edward- "Alice? Alice? Come here!"
Alice- "What Ed Bo?"
Edward- "Alice why is there sugar all over my piano?"
Alice- "It's not Alice its Princess Pixie and that is not sugar its pixie dust!"
She see's Jasper through the window
Alice- "Come here, sweet stuff!"
She runs off after him.
Emmett comes home and runs up to Edward,
Emmet- "I'm a Chipmunk Cullen Vampire Human pretending to be human!"
Edward- "What?"
Emmett- "I'm a Chipmunk Cullen Vamp......."
Edward- "Yes Emmett I heard that bit! Why are you and Alice so weird to day?"
Emmett- "We're not weird! I'm a Chipmunk Cullen Vampire Human and
Alice is Princess Pixie!"
Edward- "What has happened to this
family since we left?"
Carlisle- "I don't know, don't ask me I'm a Panda!"
Edward- "Not you toooo"
Edward takes Bella's hand and clears the sugar off the piano,
Edward- "We must be the normal ones of the family"
Edward looks at Bella to see what she will say, and he has the most amazing smile on his face, even I'm dazzled imagining it,
Bella- "Ba-a-a-lla is the name; I'm a La-a-amb!"
Edward- "Please no. come on babe don't do this toooo me!"
Bella- " BAA BAA BAA"
Bella runs off to find Chipmunk Cullen Vampire Human, Princess Pixie and Peter Panda.
A/N Should I go in? I got this idea last night at twelve o'clock!
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