Okay, so like, one day, Keroro actually remembered Dororo. He needed some money and the rest of the platoon was flat broke. So keroro went to Dororo's house.
Keroro knocked hardly on the door. There was no answer.
"DORORO! I NEED SOME MON-I MEAN HELP!" Keroro yelled, "You're supposed to help people!"
There was no answer. Keroro groaned and tried to open the door. To his surprise, it opened! Keroro walked into the living room. He couldn't find Dororo until he heard some humming and splashing coming from behind a door. He opened that door.
Inside, there was a bath tub with a blue keronian frog in it. He noticed Keroro and tried to cover his chest with his arms. His cheeks gave off a dark shade of red.
"Keroro!" Yelped Dororo, "GET THE LEAPIN' HECK OUTTA HERE!"
The frog was Dororo. But something was different about him. Did he grow sideburns? Wait, I've got it!...
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HE WASN'T WEARING A MASK!
A collective gasp fills the audience...
Keroro was shocked. He didn't know that Dororo was an acrobat!
Dororo's lips were so luscious that a ray of golden light emanated from it. (Is emanated the right word to use? IDK...) The song of hallelujah played as Keroro witnessed the beauty of mouths before him. Deep inside him he wanted to kiss them... which made him strongly consider suicide! ( :P What?)
To put it bluntly, Dororo had the best looking lips in the whole world.
The sight of Dororo's lips changed Keroro's life. It also got him creeped out... a lot...
"WHAT THE FROG!" Keroro screamed.
Keroro ran out of the house, in to the hinata's, and down to Kululu's lab.
"KULULU! I need a memory eras-"
But Keroro couldn't finish his sentence because there was something different about Kululu... You know what it is!
Kululu's eyes were so luscious... yadda, yadda, yadda... man I'm bored!
"NOT YOU TOO!" Yelled Keroro.
Keroro ran upstairs into Fuyuki's room.
"FUYUKI!" Keroro yelled.
"AHH! Sarge, what's wrong?" Asked Fuyuki.
Keroro stopped and scratched his head.
"I dunno..." He said, "Must not have been important."
"Hmm, oh well." Said Fuyuki, "Hey Sarge, I have a pack of Gundam Gummies for you."
"GUNDAM!" Keroro squealed.
Then Keroro Gundam Nomed on the Gundam Gummies.
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