A/N: Hey guys! I was watching Twilight on Sunday, and I began to wonder what the Cullen kids would be like as well…kids. I may add extra chapters later, but it all depends on the feedback I receive.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight!
Emmett and the Puppy
Emmett opened the kitchen door and looked around, making sure his parents or Rosalie weren't there (he knew that Rose would tell on him). Seeing nobody, he ran back outside and led a German Shepherd puppy into the house by the collar. Emmett slowly peeked around the corner and saw no one in the living room either. He bent down and scooped up the tiny puppy—he was only half of Emmett's small size.
As quick as his little legs could carry him—and the puppy, whose collar said to be Riley—, Emmett ran to his room and set the puppy on the floor.
"Okay, Wiley, you stay hewe." Emmett hurried back to the kitchen to get a bag of cookies and toddled back to his room. He hopped onto his bed and looked at Riley, sheepishly standing in the corner with his tail between his legs and his ears back.
"What's wong, Wiley? Why awe you sad?" And then he saw it—a small yellow puddle on the white carpet. "Oh no! Wiley, you piddowed on the cawpet!" Emmett ran out of his room, down the hall, and stopped at his brother's door. He poked his head in and saw Edward playing Go Fish with Bella.
"Edwowd…does puppy piddow stain?"
"I dunnow? Bewa?" Edward shrugged cutely.
"We can caaw Jake, maybe he knows." The three children snuck downstairs—after Emmett showed them Riley, of course. They had just dialed the number and were listening to it ring when they heard Esme yell,
"EMMETT CULLEN! WHY IS THERE A PUPPY DESTROYING YOUR ROOM?!" Edward and Bella hung up and began to run away, but first Edward said,
"Yowe busted dude."
Word meanings:
Wiley - Riley
Hewe – Here
Awe – Are
Piddowed – Piddled
Cawpet – Carpet
Edwowd – Edward
Bewa – Bella
Caaw – Call
Yowe – You're
A/N: Thank you all again for reading (any and all reviews welcome)! A special thanks to my beta EdwardCorvin17 for helping my polish my work!