I don't own Zelda, and I say that because this is a LOZ story, duh.
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Hi, my name is Tim. I've been involved in my share of startling and surprising moments. But the one biggest one was during the wedding between Link and Zelda.
When Link and Zelda were engaged, I always guarded their room at night. Of course, they wouldn't let me in. I figured they either had drugs or were having sex, so I always said to myself "Link's probably thinking 'keep that guy away from my cocaine'". Since they wouldn't let me in, I was really hoping they would let me see the wedding. Of course, with my luck I figured I wouldn't.
On Link and Zelda's wedding day, it was a big, and I mean big deal. Of course, that was pretty expected. I had to guard the drawbridge to make sure nothing interrupted the wedding. To still see the wedding, I planted a camera above the entrance and watched it on one of those portable TV's. I was always the handy one. No one knew, although it was not all that small. I mean, it wasn't in the most obvious place.
Close to everyone in Hyrule arrived, even though everyone, with the exception of me, was invited. The Gorons, the Zoras, and even the Gerudo were invited, with the exception of Ganondorf, he couldn't make it. None to the surprise of myself, Princess Ruto never showed up, I thought she was pissed that Link was marrying Zelda. To the surprise of me, Malon never showed up, even though Talon and Ingo did. I guess she had to tend to the animals. I didn't care, I never liked either of them. Of course, I didn't know what they were planning at the time.
I was never a big "show up to a wedding" kinda guy, I liked watching TV and playing video games. Luckily, on one of the movie channels during the wedding, Roxanne was on. God I love that movie, you should see it. I turned it on during one of the boring priest talking wedding parts, I turned it on and one of my favorite comedy scenes of all time was on. Since I got so engulfed in the scene, I never realized a revolver bullet that whizzed over my head, until it crashed into the drawbridge. I tilted my head up and saw Ruto and Malon.
They weren't alone, about 20 or 30 hit men were with them, with guns. I turned back to the wedding and I realized that if I don't hold them off long enough, they were gonna break into the Temple of Time before the wedding was over. I thought "Shit, here goes all the training I ever did". I took out my own gun, and aimed.
If you're wondering how there were guns in Hyrule at this point, watch the movie "Back to the Future" and your questions will be answered. If you just wanna know, ask in a review and I'll tell ya, but in an e-mail. And back to the story.
The hit men apparently were hired by Ruto and Malon to do something to stop the wedding. I never got the information(. It doesn't matter though. I heard Ruto yell "open fire" so I knew the battle had started. Even though the hit men were shooting at me, I wasn't firing back. I was shooting at the chain holding the drawbridge up so I could get into my Secret Stash of Important Crap. Unfortunately the drawbridge was destroyed upon impact so I couldn't get in. I didn't have enough bullets to kill all the hit men so I went into the defensive. I dodged bullets and waited for the moment to come.
Finally the moment came. The hit men ran out of ammo, so I took advantage of this moment and tried jumping across the moat, but if you know me, you would know I didn't make it.
I'd tell you more, but I think you've had enough. I won't tell you any more story, unless you want me too.
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Hi, my name is Tim. I've been involved in my share of startling and surprising moments. But the one biggest one was during the wedding between Link and Zelda.
When Link and Zelda were engaged, I always guarded their room at night. Of course, they wouldn't let me in. I figured they either had drugs or were having sex, so I always said to myself "Link's probably thinking 'keep that guy away from my cocaine'". Since they wouldn't let me in, I was really hoping they would let me see the wedding. Of course, with my luck I figured I wouldn't.
On Link and Zelda's wedding day, it was a big, and I mean big deal. Of course, that was pretty expected. I had to guard the drawbridge to make sure nothing interrupted the wedding. To still see the wedding, I planted a camera above the entrance and watched it on one of those portable TV's. I was always the handy one. No one knew, although it was not all that small. I mean, it wasn't in the most obvious place.
Close to everyone in Hyrule arrived, even though everyone, with the exception of me, was invited. The Gorons, the Zoras, and even the Gerudo were invited, with the exception of Ganondorf, he couldn't make it. None to the surprise of myself, Princess Ruto never showed up, I thought she was pissed that Link was marrying Zelda. To the surprise of me, Malon never showed up, even though Talon and Ingo did. I guess she had to tend to the animals. I didn't care, I never liked either of them. Of course, I didn't know what they were planning at the time.
I was never a big "show up to a wedding" kinda guy, I liked watching TV and playing video games. Luckily, on one of the movie channels during the wedding, Roxanne was on. God I love that movie, you should see it. I turned it on during one of the boring priest talking wedding parts, I turned it on and one of my favorite comedy scenes of all time was on. Since I got so engulfed in the scene, I never realized a revolver bullet that whizzed over my head, until it crashed into the drawbridge. I tilted my head up and saw Ruto and Malon.
They weren't alone, about 20 or 30 hit men were with them, with guns. I turned back to the wedding and I realized that if I don't hold them off long enough, they were gonna break into the Temple of Time before the wedding was over. I thought "Shit, here goes all the training I ever did". I took out my own gun, and aimed.
If you're wondering how there were guns in Hyrule at this point, watch the movie "Back to the Future" and your questions will be answered. If you just wanna know, ask in a review and I'll tell ya, but in an e-mail. And back to the story.
The hit men apparently were hired by Ruto and Malon to do something to stop the wedding. I never got the information(. It doesn't matter though. I heard Ruto yell "open fire" so I knew the battle had started. Even though the hit men were shooting at me, I wasn't firing back. I was shooting at the chain holding the drawbridge up so I could get into my Secret Stash of Important Crap. Unfortunately the drawbridge was destroyed upon impact so I couldn't get in. I didn't have enough bullets to kill all the hit men so I went into the defensive. I dodged bullets and waited for the moment to come.
Finally the moment came. The hit men ran out of ammo, so I took advantage of this moment and tried jumping across the moat, but if you know me, you would know I didn't make it.
I'd tell you more, but I think you've had enough. I won't tell you any more story, unless you want me too.