Potter Family One-Shots #1
"James?"
"Yes, Lily?"
"It's time to get Harry up from his nap."
"Alright." A pause. "Um... Lily?"
"What?"
"I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak, and now I can't find him."
"Again, James?"
"Whoops?"
"You gave Harry peanut butter right?"
"Now why would I have done that, when you specifically said not to?"
"James."
"Yes, I gave him peanut butter."
"I'll floo call Sirius, Padfoot should be able to sniff him out."
"Right, disaster averted. No harm, no foul."
"James."
"I'm on the couch tonight, aren't I?"
"Yes."
"Damn."