I was abruptly awakened by the sun stabbing me in the eyes. Oh joy.

I sniffed. With my half vampire senses I could smell cooking bacon and eggs. What the fuck?

"Is Seth cooking?" I asked Jacob whom I'd been sleeping on.

"What? Oh yeah, don't laugh, he got laid,"

"Your kidding me!? That's awesome, though we can't tease him about being a virgin anymore!" I said with real regret.

With that I got out of bed and grabbed one of Jake's T-shirts off the floor and got some panties out of my dresser.

"Are you sure you wanna get dressed so early?" Jake said in an embarrassly seductive voice.

"I want to meet her,"

"Oh just leave them, she probably snuck out his window anyway,"

"That's nice,"

"Well, its true. It was his first time, he probably sucked,"

"Which you failed to do our first time,"

"Oh har har. Its hard to concentrate when we're in the back of Quil's van, ok, not my fault."

"It was your idea."

"No, it was that third beer's idea,"

"You can only blame it on the booze so long Jakeory,"

I had finally found a pair of panties and some pajama pants so I dashed downstairs in time to see Seth making out with a rather plump girl with very shinny- but very mousy- brown hair. As soon as she saw me she went bright red and started tugging at the bottom of the T-shirt she was wore- it looked like the Chuck Norris shirt I had got him.

I liked that shirt; it read, "The fastest way to a man's heart is through Chuck Norris's fist". I'd also gotten Jacob one that said "I counted to infinity, twice".

Anyway, she wasn't really wearing anything but that shirt, and maybe panties but like I said she was wearing that shirt so I couldn't tell. After a moment I realized she wasn't plump, like I had thought as first, she was just well muscled. In fact, I doubted that she had any fat at all on her body. When I got a look at her face I was shocked. She was gorgeous, way to good looking for Seth. I mean Seth was really hot (this is not my personal opinion; I was too biased to tell. I was just going by every female who had ever had the nerve to tell me what she thought, there were a lot of them) but this girl was one step down from a vampire. She was human too; I could hear her normal heart rate.

"Hi," I said as friendly as I could.

"What are you doing Nessie?" said Seth with a cheerily go away now tone.

"Relax Sethy Bethy, I just came down to talk," I said innocently, smiling in satisfaction as his eyes bulged at my use of his mother's nickname for him. He always hated it, so naturally the whole werewolf pack that him and Jake were part of tormented him with it. You gotta love Seth and his over reactions.

"You and Jake promised you would forget that!" he hissed.

"I lied, so who's you friend?" I asked with an alluring smile.

"This is Becca," he said fondly, forgetting all about his former annoyance.

"Nice to meet you, my name is Renesmee,"

"But we just call her Nessie because her mother can't come up with a pronounceable name," said Jake as he come down the stairs behind he and rapped his arms around my waist.

"I thought you had this place to yourself," Becca whispered to Seth who was still holding her in one arm and had a frying pan in the other.

In all do respect the average human wouldn't have been able to hear her but I was half vampire and Jake was a werewolf, which she wouldn't know. But because we could hear (and he knew it) Seth russet colored skin went even darker, almost as dark as his hair- so much like Jacob's.

"Well kinda, they're my roommates, that's Jake, Nessie's fiancée. Rent's pretty high you know and I'm going to school and all." He whispered back.

That wasn't even close to the truth. We were living in the house my parents had lived in when they had gone to school. Since it was paid off already my mom, Bella, and my dad, Edward, (however reluctantly on Edward's part) had offered to let us use it when we went to Dartmouth. The place was HUGE so we had invited Seth to come along. He wasn't going to school here because he couldn't afford it, not that that had stopped him from using that line to get with girls. Not that it had worked, but it still sounded impressive. But honestly, there were for some odd reason four bedrooms (all with their own bathrooms, of course) a massive kitchen with a separate dining room, a parlor and a living room (what's the difference really?), a TV room, like three different game rooms, and an indoor pool. It was very over the top, but that's Edward for you. I was proud to say that Jacob and I had already broken in all of the rooms, the dirty and booze filled way.

I was getting bored of talking so I walked into the TV room and flipped on the massive flat screen. I mean this thing was huge; it took up about a quarter of a very big wall.

I impatiently flipped through the hundreds of channels until I came upon a rerun of Oprah's A.M. Chicago. I told you I had a lot of channels.

This one was about sex. The entire show was just some person in the audience asking a question and the experts telling them to consult their book.

I started flipping through the channels impatiently looking for a CSI or a Law and Order. I finally settled on a rerun of Bones, which was by far my favorite show.

Jake came in and sat on the overstuffed couch next to me. It became increasingly harder to concentrate with Jake kissing my neck. Finally I gave up and turned my head to kiss him. It still made my heart flutter when we touched. Especially when he touched me like this. I quickly scooted into his lap just feel him getting hard. Pretty soon he were groping and moaning like we were alone. In my defense I totally forgot about Seth and whats-her-face in the kitchen until we heard the gunshots.

I have to say gunshots because there were two. One right after another. I jumped up and ran as fast as I could into the kitchen. I saw Becca's retreating form from the kitchen window. She must have fun out the back.

"Oh no you don't bitch!" I hissed, running after her and tackling her a when I caught up to her.

She shrieked in defiance but I grabbed her hands and dragged her back to the house.

When I got to the kitchen, Jacob was supporting an ashen faced Seth.

"You shot me!" he said in an annoyed and shocked voice.

"Then why aren't you dead!?" Becca hissed.

I wondered that for a moment before I realized that she had hit him in the lungs