AN: This is a collection of one shots I work on from time to time. Some of them are NaruSasu, some are SasuNaru. Not all chapters include lemon, but I promise there WILL be some in the future (possibly the one after this one LOL).

Warning: Don't like boy x boy love? Don't read.


Naruto wants to fight

"Sasuke! Fight me, teme!"

"No."

"What's the matter? Scared I'll kick your ass?"

Sasuke glanced away from the window, training his eyes on the blonde. "I'm busy."

"Now look here —" Naruto reached for Sasuke's collar, grabbing a fistful of cloth "—you're just sitting there!"

Sasuke shrugged. "So?"

"Fi-" Naruto, resisting his sudden urge to sneeze, took an abrupt step back. He unceremoniously tripped over his feet, bringing Sasuke down with him. The two lay sprawled on the floor. Naruto had yet to release his hold of Sasuke's shirt that prevented the other boy from standing. When both went to rise at the same time, Naruto took in with wide, panicked eyes that he'd brushed lips with his friend.

"Ba-baka!" he spat, pulling away. He ignored the pink that tainted his cheeks and glared accusingly at Sasuke. "You did it again!"

"Hn. I believe it was you both times."


AN: That was rather short, I'm sorry. The next one is super duper long, and it has lemon. Though I promise to put it up faster depending on the number of reviews I get. So get to it. ^^