What the heck have I done?? Here we go again...

This is the sequel to Who's REALLY Mrs. Prower? for anybody who doesn't know. It starts about seven months after the last one, so it's not a direct continuation. I guess it can be read on it's own, but to get some of the jokes I would recommend reading the first two before starting this one.

I honestly don't know how often this is going to get updated, so be prepared for that...

Miles "Tails" Prower walked up to his front door, a giant grin plastered on his face. Holding his hand was his date, Mina Mongoose. The purple rock singer was happy as she could be as she walked up Tails' front steps.

The two paused and turned to face each other, hands clasp together. Tails smiled widely, his blue eyes sparkling. "Tonight was amazing, Mina," he whispered, almost breathless. Mina stared back, and the smile on her face told Tails that she thought the same thing.

After staring into each other's eyes for a few moments, they finally leaned into a soft, gentle kiss. It only lasted a few seconds before they broke, but Tails' heart was doing back flips. That was magical.

Mina gigged and blushed, her gaze trailing down to the door mat beneath her feet. "Do…do you mind if I come in for a few minutes before I come home?" she asked, almost cautiously. Tails nodded and, without looking away, reached for his door knob.

"I'd like nothing better," he replied, and gently pushed the door open.

Tails and Mina walked inside, hand in hand, and the fox flipped his living room light switch open.

Seated on the two recliners and the large sofa was none other than Cream Rabbit, Fiona Fox, Cosmo, and Marine Raccoon.

Tails gawked at the scene, bewildered. Mina stared at the four other ladies, dumbfounded. "T-Tails…what are all these women doing in your house…?"

The four ladies seated inside wore glaring expressions, and each of their eyes were locked in on Mina. Marine was the first to speak. "So, 'AT'S th' best yer could come up with, mate?" she demanded, crossing her arms and swishing her tail. "You rejected alla' us fer HER?!"

Mina's pupils dilated in shock as Tails slapped his forehead. Oh no.

Fiona was the next to have her say. The red vulpine stood up, placing one black gloved hand on her hip. Raising an eyebrow, she growled, "You know, I can't even tell what kind of animal she is. Is she a bear? Or a mouse?"

"Fiona…" Tails started say something, but was cut off by Cosmo, who had leapt up next.

"And PURPLE? I mean, sheesh, I thought green was weird! I've never even heard of a purple species." The seedrian smirked. "That's pretty sad, considering that I'm an alien."

Mina was beginning to look a little big upset at this point. Tails gulped and felt a bead of sweat trail his neck. Uh-oh, she's the crying type…

Last but not least, Cream hopped up from the sofa she was seated on. "And her dress? The tackiest! If she's a rock star, couldn't she afford some clothes that…I dunno…didn't suck?"

Tails' hand was abruptly dropped as Mina burst into tears. "Waaah!" she cried. "Tails, your friends are awful! Waaah~!!" With that, the mongoose dashed out the front door, slamming it behind her.

The twin-tailed fox watched her go, then angrily shifted his gaze to the four now-celebrating ladies in his living room. "Well, I hope you're all proud of yourselves," he hollered above their cheers. "That's the third one this month!"

Fiona smirked as she winked at the younger fox. "Oh, sweetie, we're just trying to protect you from anyone awful!" she justified, swishing her tail excitedly.

Tails scowled for a moment while everyone else cheered. Finally, he threw up his arms and screamed, "ENOUGH ALREADY!"

The diabolical foursome stopped high fiving for a second to study Tails after his outburst. He barred his teeth and held out his fingers to count. "First it was Amy, then it was Sally, now it's Mina, for pete's sake…when are you going to let me live my life and date someone without scaring them off!"

Cosmo rolled her eyes and wrinkled her nose. "Ugh, Sally was the worst."

"See, that's what I'm talking about!" Tails retorted, giving the alien a look. "It's my life, and I'm not going to go on with having you four ruin it! I mean, geez, give me some room to breathe!"

Marine's face abruptly dropped. "Y-yer mean…yer dan't loike…any of us…?"

Tails shifted his gaze to the raccoon, who was joined by Cream, Fiona and Cosmo. Tears were forming in the corners of their eyes, and their eyes had turned huge and bubbly. Cream's lower lip began to tremble as she spoke meekly, "You…hate us all?"

"Ugh…no, I do not hate you all," Tails replied, almost grudgingly. This caused the four tear-ridden girls to cheer up slightly. "But for goodness sake, I need this all to stop. I just want to finally settle down with…someone."

Silence filled the room.

Fiona's face instantly grew a smile, and she exclaimed, "You mean you're finally ready to make your decision?!!"

Instantly, chatter filled the room, and Tails took a deep breath. Very quietly, he took a cushion off the sofa and dispensed and air horn, then covered one ear with his free finger as he pressed down on the nozzle.

ERRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

After everyone was quiet, Tails cleared his throat. "Yeah, see, here's the thing…I have no idea who I'm going to choose. And the last two attempts have failed miserably, so…"

Marine raised her hand. "Oi'll make it easy: pick me."

Tails shot her a look. "That's not fair to the others."

Cosmo narrowed her eyes. "Yeah, especially whenever he's really in love with me."

"Hey, what about me??" Cream demanded, throwing her hands up. This caused Fiona to get accidently smacked.

"I'll show you, what about you…" Fiona rolled up the sleeves to her black shirt and launched at the rabbit, knocking her over. She could hold her own, though, and wrestled her way on top of the older fox. Marine and Cosmo ended up joining the fray too, leaving Tails to stand watching nonchalantly.

"I'll be upstairs, attempting to sleep, lock the door on the way out…" The twin-tailed sidekick seemed a big uninterested as he strolled upstairs, undoing the tie around his neck.

"'K," All the girls chimed before resuming their duke fest.

Once upstairs in his bedroom, Tails ran a hand through his hair and studied himself in the mirror. He was already developing lines under his eyes from stress, although with all his fur it was rather hard to tell.

This wasn't going to work anymore.

This was it. If any of these girls laid one more finger on him, he thought he was going to explode. These ladies were driving him absolutely up the wall, and he couldn't take it anymore.

Tails' ears perked up as he heard the last girl walk out of the front door. Good. They were gone. He could scream in peace.

The fox collapsed on his bed and sighed. There had to be some way—any way—to solve this problem. He had to think logically. This was a math problem, and there had to be a solution.

4 girls plus Tails equals MATH ERROR.

4 girls minus 2 girls equals SYNTAX ERROR.

4 girls minus 3 girls equals ONE.

1 girl plus Tails equals 3.

One girl. That was it.

Tails sat up in his bed and smiled. Why didn't he think of that before?

Why divide them and try to get rid of them one by one, when all he had to do was group them and let them fight it out themselves?

There would be a tournament. All they'd have to do is kill each other.

The winner marries Tails.

And they would live happily ever after…

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