The New Maid

I'm not too sure about this one but I believe that you never know if a story has true potential until you try it. Anyway I don't own Criminal Minds. Also I'm using a song in his story; it's an Alice Copper song called Feed My Frankenstein.

Enjoy

Rossi just got back from a long case in Colorado, and was finally at the front door of his apartment. Inside he finds that the furniture it dusty and the flowers were dead. Rossi sighed in frustration and decided it was time to hire a housekeeper.

Two weeks later…

Rossi was waiting by the door for his new maid to arrive. He called the agency for domestic help and finally called back to tell him they found someone that will work for him.

There was a knock at the door and Rossi opened it to find… Reid in an apron! Rossi stared dumbfounded,

"YOU'RE A MAID?"

"Yeah I clean houses to make a little extra on the side. Profiling doesn't really pay to well and a little extra work can't hurt."

Rossi was still stunned but let Reid come into his apartment.

"Wow Rossi, your place is a mess."

"Yep that's why you're here. Today I need you to clean and organize the kitchen and after if you can get to it, dust the living room."

"Consider it done Rossi."

For next few hours Reid cleaned, dusted and mopped every nook and cranny in the living room and kitchen. Rossi sat in his bedroom and watched TV. Suddenly Reid screamed and Rossi leap up to find Reid screaming in his living room.

"Rossi something is moving in that box."

"Oh I'm sorry Reid. I forgot to tell you that I moved my pet snake Lenny into a box so I could clean his tank later."

"You have a pet snake?"

"Yep."

"…ok…"

Later that day Rossi told Reid that he had to go buy some food for dinner. So Reid continued to clean the living room when a radio caught his eye. A little music would lift his spirits. Reid turned on the radio and a song filled the room.

Well, I ain't evil, I'm just good lookin'
Start a little fire, and baby start cookin'

Reid started to dance to the music as he continued to clean.

I'm a hungry man
But I don't want pizza
I'll blow down your house
And then I'm gonna eat ya

Reid was no dancing all over the room and singing the lyrics.

Feed my Frankenstein
Meet my libido
He's a psycho
Feed my Frankenstein
Hungry for love
And it's feeding time

Reid was so caught up in the song at he failed to notice Rossi standing at the door smiling. Reid stopped dead in his tracks and walked over to the radio. He turned it off and faced Rossi.

"You realize that I have to kill you now."

Thanks for reading. I know the song is so perverted but it's catchy. Please review!!!