A/N: This takes place 5 years after Wreck-it Ralph. It uses the plot of most of the movie, but the ending is considerably different in my version. If there are any unresolved problems, please PM me and I'll try and iron it out. Thanks, and enjoy!
You know, I really must get out more.
The fanfare of Royal Raceway sounded. From the announcer box, King Candy, the ruler of Sugar Rush, sat grinning on his throne. He jumped up and pulled on a tassel. With a giant smile and a bit of a laugh, the slide of velvet unfurled, and he dove down it while shouting "Let the Random Roster Race... BEGIN!"
It's hard to believe I've been doing this so long.
King Candy fell from the slide into his white chocolate car, just as he had every time the races began. With one final gleeful giggle, the traffic light acting as a countdown began to flash.
I'm just glad everything worked out the way it did.
The traffic light dinged green. King Candy floored the gas pedal, catching the boost with expert precision. A quick early swerve knocked Candlehead to the side. A shriek and a small burst of flame behind his cart let him know the quick maneuver was successful.
That was fast.
The ramp to the Gumdrop Canyon was soon covered in racers, minus Candlehead. King Candy, who had fallen behind Minti Zaki due to an earlier boost on her part, was trying desperately to regain his first place position. After swerving in front of Rancis, which caused him to slam into a giant gumball and respawn, he finally hit a Sugar Box.
Here we go...
With a slightly darker giggle, he aimed his cart at Minti. A giant scoop of ice cream was soon protruding from a cannon which had appeared on his cart. With a pull of the triggers on his steering wheel, the oversized dessert was launched toward the unsuspecting racer.
Have some candy, you annoying little prick.
"OOOOOH, A LA MODE!" the announcer boomed. Minti was transformed into a giant piece of pie, and was passed by the remaining racers. The stadiums cheered with renewed vigor. They began chanting for the now in first place King.
"King Candy! King Candy! King Candy!"
That's more like it...
The final leg of the race was in the Cold (Sugar)snap Caves. King Candy shook his head to clear the memories that immediately filled his view.
Let's just finish this race.
As his kart neared the top of the biggest hill, a sudden gust of wind from a vent steered his kart just slightly off course. Unfortunately for him, he was still going fast enough to propel him off the edge. As gravity drew him down into the inky blackness of the pit that surrounded the track, his characteristic overhyped grin faded into a more sarcastic scowl. King Candy sighed.
Oh well. I guess I'm not racing tomorrow.
He hit the cutoff. His body faded into blue binary and was disassembled. He reappeared in the Resurrecting Room just behind the finish line. His kart appeared in its parking spot with a few blue flashes, next to the karts of Candlehead, Rancis and Minti.
I was tired getting first place anyway. Maybe a day off would be nice.
"And the winner is... TAFFYTA MUTTONFUDGE!"
Who the hell came up with these names, anyway?