Bad, Bad Vegeta-Sama

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Author's Note: I did this off the top of my head, so I know that some parts of it don't sound exactly beautiful. Please forgive, this was just for fun. Feel free to leave reviews though!

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Bad, Bad Vegeta-Sama
(songfic set to tune of Jim Croce's Bad, Bad Leroy Brown)


Well the south side of the Earth
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better best beware
Of a man named Vegeta

Now Vegeta more than trouble
You see he stand 'bout five foot four
All the downtown ladies call him "Monkey Lover"
All the men just call him "Sir"

And it's bad, bad Vegeta-sama
The baddest man with Kame hame ha
Just like old Bardock
The moon make him go King Kong

Now Vegeta he a saiyan
But he ain't got no tail down back
And he like to practice his Final Flash
Or maybe Big Bang Attack
He got custom battle armor
He got a baseball space pod too
He got recedin' hair after mishap with Nair
At least he don't use much shampoo

And it's bad, bad Vegeta-sama
The baddest man with Kame hame ha
Just like old Bardock
The moon make him go King Kong

Well Friday bout a week ago
Vegeta feelin' itchy
And the only girl that could scratch that itch
Was a dark haired vixen named Chi Chi
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
And Vegeta-sama learned a lesson
'Bout messin' with the wife of a super saiyan

And it's bad, bad Vegeta-sama
The baddest man with Kame hame ha
Just like old Bardock
The moon make him go King Kong

Well the saiyans took to fightin'
And after Goku's first Genki-dama
Vegeta wandered off with his busted armor
I believe he was searchin' for mama

And it's bad, bad Vegeta-sama
The baddest man with Kame hame ha
Just like old Bardock
The moon make him go King Kong

Yeah just like old Bardock
The moon make him go King Kong