Random Adventures of Percy Jackson!
First of all, this started at camp Half Blood. Percy Goes to see Chiron who's trying to break in his new bikini… That didn't work out. Percy gets all discusted and runs away in shock. Annabeth looks all confused and is like, "What's going on?" Percy is like "Chiron.. Bikini," Annabeth just laughs.. then she starts choking. .. Annabeth rolls down a hill and falls into a river.. Percy runs down to the river and Give her CPR. Horray! Annabeth is like "What the heck just happened?"
"You almost died! You crazy idiot girl!" Percy says..
Next scene..
Percy, Annabeth, and Grover are out of camp half blood.. Grover ran out over disguised pants so they had to go to those old lady vintage shops and buy him a Floral Skirt! "I look so hot in this thing don't I?" Grover said. "NO YOU LOOK UGLY…. AND OF COURSE YOU DON'T HAVE AN ALIBY YOU UGLY GOAT!... I love you!" Said Percy. Then Blackjack lands on a Limo.. Ohh fancy! "Waddup boss!" says Blackjack.. "Hey Blackjack.. Are you gonna fix that limo?" said Percy "No! Leave me alone!" said Blackjack "Now, Blackjack.. Take us to Walmart!
Grover sees a bunch of soda cans and runs off..
Blackjack runs to the women's and fills his cart with bras and orange juice.. Don't ask. Annabeth goes to the back of the store to look for BB Guns just in case Percy goes bazzerk. Percy goes to a food isle and gets a bunch of peanut butter to spread on the floor. Then they get kicked out. That's a new record! As soon as they're about to go to Toys R Us, Grover's Floral Skirt falls down, showing his goat legs.. Then a littlekid.. about 3 years old says, "Hey show of those Hairy legs man!"
Man those were some good times...
The gang decided not to go to Toys R Us, they wanted to go back to Camp..
Chiron was running around in his new bikini that's an XXXL for his horse behind. Annabeth and Grover scream and almost die..
AND THAT'S JUST THE BEGINING