AN: This idea came up in, yes...health class. -_-
Just a short drabble. Mostly talking
"Aw come on Delko." Ryan Wolfe slammed his fist down on the table that stood in the middle of the break room.
"Wolfe! I will not tell you the weirdest place I've had sex! It involves your girlfriend!" Wolfe chuckled
"okay okay. Than the best place."
"Oh I don't know, a" His hand waved in his hand before placing his head back in is hand. "A vagina. Now I need to get home before Calleigh bites my head off!"
"I see Delko." After hearing that, Eric groaned.
Ryan and Natalia were sitting at the island that stood in the middle of Natalias kitchen.
"Babe, where was the weirdest place you did it?
"Come on, you bent me over in DNA" Natalia said, as she rubbed his thigh. "Remember we were working night shift-"
"Delko told me that you guys did it in a weird place. And I wanna know" Ryan cut her off, much to her dismay.
"Ry, that's my sex life with your best friend. And it was only sex." Her brows burrowed with confusion.
"Come on Nat. I'll be fine"
"If you say so." Natalias face lit up and her eyes beamed a little twinkle, a face that Ryan has yet to see. "
"We were at the bar one night after a long day at work... He was drunk, I was tipsy and it all felt surreal, like I was living the life of Norma Desmond." Ryan caught that simile, but decided to let it slide.
"Anyways after my 3 margarita, he suggested we go home. So we did and he told me that he needed me or- or his balls would detach from himself and blow around like an untied ballon- excuse me," Natalia excused herself from the story, and laughed.
"He pushed me in his vegetable garden. And well, you know the rest. I think I woke up to a cucumber, the vegetable."
Ryan looked at her like she had three heads
"Okay Wolverine, if you wanna look a me like that, tell me where yours was." Her arms crossed. "An if you don't, I have ways to get it out of you." Natalias fingers pointed assertively, aggressively poking him in the chest.
"Horatios office, well, desk." His confession boomed through Natalias house as it went up the stairs and corrupted her fish. "With Erica"
"Sykes!" Natalia hissed in horror as she dropped the fork that currently held polenta.
"Hey I'm not complaining about you and Delko!" He picked at his meatballs.
"You but you and Delko are friends. Erica and I are not. Absolutely not." Natalias face wrinkled up. "Now every time I go into Horatios office I'm going to be corrupt."
"Nat, I can't even pick a tomato in our garden without the visual effect."
"Touché"