Disclaimer; we do not own Charlie Swan or Twilight, but we own Derek and Gilbert, and all other people affiliated with them, or all other characters in this story. And thus, they belong to us, and are copyrighted, meaning; you cannot have them!

Warnings; this story contains swearing, violence, consumption of alcohol, slash, death, homophobia, homosexuality, randomness, and brief rape.

Author notes; this is random and just for a laugh. If you don't like the information so far contained, leave now. This contains flash backs, flash backs will be identified, as will jumping back to the present.

Summary: What happens when Derek and Gilbert's lives coincide, and who is Charlie Swan? Why is he seemingly stalking them? How did Derek and Gilbert meet? Will Derek and Gilbert pay the price for a relative's homophobia? Will their love triumph?

Present day.

"What the hell did you do that for? You know I hate him!" Gilbert cried. "He's your brother and I didn't do it intentionally; I just sort of let it slip that we were having a house warming party and he just kind of invited himself! It wasn't my fault!" Derek growled.
"He's bloody homophobic, he chucked me out of the house, completely disowned me when I came out and stopped my parents from having any contact with me!" Gilbert shouted. Derek bit his lip and sighed, "What was I supposed to do?" he asked.
"You were supposed to say no," Gilbert hissed, he went into their bedroom and locked the door. Derek sighed and leant against the door, resting his head on the cold wood. Derek could hear Gilbert sobbing and knew that he was responsible. For the first time since they had been together, Derek began to cry.
This triggered memories of how both men met and the events that followed afterwards.

Flash back

It was a Tuesday, a seemingly average Tuesday afternoon. Derek was stressed, he was single, and confused about his sexuality and felt that he had accomplished nothing through out his life or his entire existence.

Gilbert too was single, but he knew that he was gay. He felt lonely, very lonely; he could not go to his family as they frowned upon his homosexuality and disowned him when he first 'came out'. Gilbert wandered to the near by coffee shop, he wasn't paying attention whilst he was walking. Derek and Gilbert suddenly bumped into each other, resulting in both of them falling down. "Oops, sorry," Derek said as he jumped up and pulled Gilbert up. "Thanks, its fine." Gilbert replied. Both men looked at each other properly for the first time.
Gilbert's eyes widened slightly upon seeing the beautiful man in front of him. Derek felt his mouth go dry upon noticing Gilbert's boyish features, he cleared his throat.
"I'm Derek," Derek informed. "Gilbert," The other man replied. The men shook hands. Derek acted impulsively, "So, want to get a coffee?" he asked. Gilbert smiled, "I'd love to," he responded.

Yay, first chapter's done. The next chapter should be longer, our chapters vary in length. Most of Chapter two will also be flash backs, or maybe all of it.