=====AFTER CHAPTER 13=====

After the long, wet smooching, Alice licked her lollipop.

John said "Dat lollipop is sxc in ur mouth lol"

Alice lol'd and replied "haha r u flirtin wiv meh?"

"lol i mite be…. lol"

After a long moment of silence, Alice put her top back on.

John frowned like a sad person. "y u take off ur top for?"

"ok" said Alice.

And then they had sexual intercourse.

After they did it, Katie walked in, carrying that Doctor Who stick thing that Zhana is always playing with.

"is dat a dildo lol" said John.

"OF COURSE WHY DON"T YOU SHOVEW I UP MY basket, so we can go on a lovely picnic?" Alice said, aggressively but not really.

"lol no its not a dildo u guys its a doctor who stik thing lol"

"lol a penis?"

"lol" said everyone.

Alice was not amused, so she stomped her foot like an angry person and left the room.

Katie took advantage of Alice's absence and pounced onto John. She swung her thigh over his shoulder.

"lol wut r u doin?" said John.

"woopsie daisy" said Katie, and she jumped off him. "lol im late for my state drama meeting lol"

"lol ur rlly gud at acting" said John.

Katie blushed. "hahaha yeh i know, im involved in the state drama company, international talented youths acting society, script-writing for dummies…." and she trailed off about unimportant things.

Katie turned around and found that John was sound asleep.

"baaaaaaaaaaabe" she said.

John vomited.

"lol u made him vomit?" Alice sniggered.

"lol yeh it was rlly lolsy" Katie sniggered back.

They sniggered some more.

John walked in the room, with vomit crap all over his face and in his fingernails.

"ew dats so gross lol" Alice said.

"stfu alice" said John.

Katie grinned maliciously at John.

"wud u like me to clean it off for u? wiv my mouth?"

"lol" said John and Alice.

"do u like katie?" Alice asked.

"no, why? r u jealous or sumfin lol" John said.

"NO NEVER WHY WOULD I BE"

"k" John replied.

"WHY, DOES IT SEEM LIKE I AM"

"lol no ctfd"

Alice was really starting to irritate John, and he decided to kick her back into the future.

"lol im eating breakfast with the beatles lol" said Alice, at breakfast, with the Beatles.

"lol i cant believe im eating breakfast with the most beautiful girl in the world" replied George, with a wink.

"looollll" said Alice.

Ringo and Paul joined in as well.

"yeh ur really beautiful and stuff"

Alice beamed and stuck her tongue out at John.

He smiled back, but LITTLE DID SHE KNOW… he was totally planning something totally evil! Lol!

George touched Alice's bottom.

"lol ur buttocks r really taut and round"

"lol" replied Alice "but isnt that a line from shrek 2?"

"wuts shrek 2 lol"

"oh nvm i forgot we're living in the 50s or sumfin lol soz my bad"

"lol yeh remember when u told john he was gunna die in like 5 years?"

Alice bit her lip. THIS IS A SENSITIVE TOPIC, she thought.

But nevertheless, she replied with "lol"