Pokehood (Blood Red Version)

A/N: Yup another story, this was actually the first one that I wanted to post but I like Sonic better than Pokem*dodges bullet*...I still think Poke' is kewl though.

I've always wanted to be a pokemon master...heck I'd even settle for being an above average trainer, but after that horrible day when I was SUPPOSED to head out...let's just say it took me a while to get over that. Now that I've finally grown a pair, me and my boys are heading out of our hood to have our own adventure.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon in anyway shape or form, if I did than I would try my hardest to get an official Pokemon mmorpg going.

Chapter 1

Our story starts off in Pallet town (geez which one doesn't...)where we see a young man walking up to a small grey house. He's a pretty tall thin african american male with a low fro who is currently sporting a grey wife beater, black jean shorts, some white sneakers and a black doo-rag. His name...Javon Christopher Williams, age...17.

Javon: AYO MIKE! Wake the fuck up nigga, I ain't waitin another day for you to start this shit man!

As soon as Javon finished his rather loud demand, a smaller african american male slam the door open with a rather pissed off look on his face. This man has a pretty nice fade and is sporting a red t-shirt, black jean shorts, white sneakers, a chain with a small cross on it and little tattoes on all his fingers. The first four fingers on his right hand spell out "F.L.I.P." and the other four fingers spell out "M.O.D.E." His name...Mike Davis, age...16.

Javon: The fuck's wrong with you, no sleep?

Mike: ...Sketch

A Haunter then appeared out of nowhere and used confusion, two seconds later Javon was hit by a red bottle of koolaid. This Haunter is Mike's partner Sketch, they met about six years ago during a...well Mike doesn't like talking about it so I'll leave it at that...

Javon: That's low man...smackin' a nigga wit his own blood.

Mike: Javon, it was YOUR fault that we couldn't leave yesterday cause you said that you weren't feelin' good!

Javon: Yo I was sick man...love sick, hehe

Both Mike and Sketch sweatdropped.

Mike: So you spent the night fuckin' some dude ins...

Javon: AYE, I ain't go that way aight'! Don't be jealous that I'm gettin' it in. Sides I gotta fill this book up.

As Javon pulled his book out Sketch took it and gave it to Mike. It was a little black book with a lower case a on the front of it.

Mike: Your still serious about gettin girl's that start with a letter in the alphabet and end with "a" in there names?

Javon: You know it, and gimme my shit back fool!

Sketch chuckled after Javon got his book back and took a look inside

Javon: Let's see...so far i've boned Fantaisia, Jamaica...damn she was good...anyway, Kalifa, Nakira, Shaquanna, Vanessa, and Zulukandastazia.

Both Mike and Sketch burst out laughing as soon as they heard the name of the last girl, confusing Javon.

Javon: Ok, what the hell is so damn funny?

Mike: You dead ass? Dude, that last chick you screwed sound like a rap group!

Sketch: Haunt haunter hau h...hahahahaunter!

Sketch was now rolling on the floor laughing

Javon: Man you juss jealous cause you aint' get any clit picks yet.

Mike: Yea thats definately it, cmon lets head over to Oak's before you kill me with anymore of that funny shit.

Javon: ...Whatever man

After two minutes of walking, the three reached the lab of the famous Professor Oak. Mike was about to ring the doorbell when...

Javon: AYO PROFES...

Sketch covered Javons mouth and Mike gave him a thumbs up while he rand the doorbell. Oak emerged from the door and a smile appeared on his face when he saw the group.

Oak: Ah Mike and Javon, are you guys finally ready to start on your pokemon journey?

Mike: Yea, but we just want to get registered. We don't really need any starters though.

Oak: So you will be using Sketch as your starter then Mike?

Mike: Yes, sir.

Oak: What about you Javon? Do you already have a pokemon you are using?

Javon: ...No I've never really wanted to be a trainer it's just that...I think the Dex is cool.

Oak: Well I have no problem with that but I told this little one that you two would be starting your journey sometime this week.

Oak then took a pokeball and threw it into the air and a little purple creature came out. It looked around and saw Javon and when it did it put on a big creepy smile and ran up to him.

?: Sable!

Javon: Sableye! What's good lil' dude?

As Javon began petting the Sableye Oak walked up to Mike and Sketch and huddled away from the two.

Oak: Just too warn you two, that little guy really packed an "Intimate punch" to ALOT of the female Pokemon if you know what I mean...I can't have him here at least for a while because everytime I'm trying to get work done with one of them there always missing and I find them with him which really puts me behind my work.

Sketch: Haunt

Mike: Wow, now I understand why those two are so close...there just like twins if anything.

Javon: What are yall talkin' bout, me and Bling wanna know!

Mike and Oak: Bling?

Javon: Yea, I named him since he's comin' with us. Its just like when yall gave Sketch his name.

Everybody except Bling had a flashback of when Sketch found his first spray-can and literally went to town.

Oak: Yea, he's the reason why people are still calling us "Palette town" instead of Pallet town.

Not to long after the boy's and their Pokemon said their goodbye's and headed out of Pallet. Mike was as excited as a hamster with turrets and the others watched as he was shaking with excitement.

Javon: Yo, you ok?

Mike: Yea I'm just excited that all, it's finally beginning!

Javon: Watever...ah fuck, damn shoelace.

As Jason began to tie his shoe Mike saw a sign that said "Route 1" and he burst into a sprint

Mike: Watch out world, the realist trainer in tha world is startin' his journey!

Sketch: Haunter!

Bling: Sab!

Javon: What the fuck! Wait up dumbass!

As Javon began running to catch up he completely forgot that he was tying his shoe and ended up bashing his face onto the floor.

Javon: Only happens to me man...what's next...

A flock of Pidgey then flew right over him...

Well there's the first chapter of my new story, I would say more but I need to work on this project for skool.

R&R If you want to.

Chao 4 nao!