One day Snape was giving Harry detention and holding him by his shirt. Snape said, "Do not tell anyone about that embarrasing memory, Potter!"
Just then, Dumbledore walked in. After Dumbledore walked in they all heard a loud noise. Right after the noise Dumbledore passed out. Harry said, "Professor Snape, I think your fart just killed Dumbledore!"
Snape said, "He's not dead, he's just fainted."
"But Professor Snape, I really think he's dead." Harry said.
"Well, we can't have anyone knowing about my fart." Snape said
"But shouldn't someone know Dumbledore is dead?" Harry said
"Well, that would attract too much embarrasing attention to me." said Snape
After Snape released Harry, he told Ron and Hermione about Snape's fart. "So Dumbledore's dead because of Snape's fart?"said Hermione.
"Yep" said Harry.