This was supposed to go out on April Fools Day but I was literally swamped with homework that week so I apologize! Thanks in advance for any reviews!

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Sweat trickled down Tsunade's forehead and her blonde hair was beginning to stick to her skin. She looked up at her so-called 'friends' (a.k.a teammates) who stared intently down at their cards. She looked at hers—not that good of hand but she could find a loop hole that made those two idiots loose and beg for mercy. She stared at the cards as if she were hoping that they would give her some advice on how to do this.

She placed a card firmly on the building's cement roof.

"HA!" she shouted, dramatically and glanced at her Poker partners; Orochimaru and Jiraiya.

They both smiled and it creped her out.

"You loose, Tsunade!" Jiraiya said. He had the star-rapist eyes on (as Tsunade called them) and she swore he was drooling.

She frowned and her heart rate increased.

"You know what that means," Orochimaru said, finally. "Give me your panties, Tsunade-hime,"

Jiraiya let out a loud and wild cackle as he rolled on the floor erupting with laughter like a volcano. She had never seen him laugh that hard.

"I never thought I would hear you say that to a girl, Orochimaru!" Jiraiya said between raspy breaths as he rolled on the ground.

"Tsunade?" Orochimaru asked.

And, unfortunately, the hime could not do anything but obey his request.

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Yeah, I know it's very short. I am suffering a very bad case of the stomach flu right now and it's my spring break. I have a new multi-chapter fic (it's SasuSaku) in the summer and I planned it out this week. I'm writing the first chapter now!

Lots of Love,

Emiko Ishida