Author's note: Hey, this is something extremely random I wrote during Math.
I had a dream about it, and then I wrote it, I am very strange. Just
thought I would post it, hope you find it funny.. Very random, and I'm
sorry for it. You know I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean or Finding
Nemo, but if I could I would sell my soul to own Johnny Depp. Tell me what
you think, and if I should continue!
Dory from Finding Nemo arrives on the Black Pearl to annoy Jack. Hopefully funny, don't know if it's going anywhere. Please Read and Review!!
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"Captain?" Called a voice from behind Jack's thick door. Jack Sparrow at the current moment was sitting cross-legged on the floor, attempting to pour rum from his bottle to his flask, a job that is very difficult if one is very pissed. Unfortunately, the knock at the door gave him a fright, and the rum bottle fell on the floor, leaking its contents all over the rug.
"My rum! My beautiful rum!" He cursed, grabbing the bottle, and trying to encourage the liquid to defy gravity and flow back into it. Looking about, he paused. "Hold on a sec!" He called out, and then bent down to lick the spilt rum up with his tongue. This left a fuzzy feeling on his tongue, and he scowled.
"What?" He snapped, pulling open the door with such aggression that the sheer force of it nearly knocked him over. Xian, the pirate on the other side of the door, raised his decorated and half shaven eyebrows at Jack. "Whaaaat?" Jack repeated.
"I think you better come up on deck. We've, well, we've found someone." Xian said uncomfortably.
"Stowaway?" Jack said, confused. "We've been at sea six weeks." Xian shifted uncomfortably. Jack frowned. "Of the female persuasion?"
"You could say that." Xian said, ducking his head as he rubbed the back of his neck. "She's, well, she's a bit strange."
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The pirates stood around the girl who had sat down grumpily, her legs crossed, her eyes half closed. They stood silent like this for a moment, exchanging some worried glances.
The girl had short black hair that fell around her jaw line, an angular face with large brown black eyes and a unusual yet cute nose. She was also apparently trying to think really hard, her eyes focusing on her noise in a confused way.
"Um, 33, um, oh, I can't remember." She muttered. Then she stopped, and looked up at the pirates surrounding her. "Hi." She said suddenly and brightly. "I'm."
"Dorie. We know." Gibbs said angrily. "We've been over this three times." Dory looked confused, her bright smile faded. She got up, her dress falling over her legs in a shimmer of silver and blue. She looked from one pirates face to another, turning a full three sixty, her eyes growing wider and wider.
"Oh. Have we?" She said to Gibbs, her eyes darting from side to side. "See, I have this thing."
"Where you can't remember anything for longer then about three minutes? We know. You already told us. Twice." Gibbs growled.
"Did I?"
"Yes. You told us!"
"Told you what?" Dory said, losing track of the conversation. Gibbs bared his teeth at her, and growled. He closed his eyes, trying to contain his anger. Dory bent close to him, giving him a worried look.
"Is he okay?" She asked. "I know that sometimes I get really mad, I've joined a group about it, to stop up eating fish, though I don't remember ever really eating fish.." She continued thoughtfully. "But I must have once, other wise, why would I have joined a group?" She looked at Orric, the big black pirate by Gibbs and grinned cheerily.
"Wow. You're big." She continued. Then her eyes widened with fear. "And human! You're all human. Ah! Humans!! Something's wrong here." She started waving her arms about, panicking and floundering like a fish out of water. Gibbs, who had opened his eyes, looked at her sourly.
"Yes. We're all human."
"I'm.. oh my god, I have arms." She said, bending close to Gibbs again. "Do you see these arms? Arms! I have arms!" The movement of her elbow then distracted her. "Hey, look at this!"
"Look, girlie, I don't know where you came from, but for the last bloody time you are not a fish!" Gibb's repeated angrily. The other pirates nodded in agreement. This at least they could agree on. Dory drew a breath, obviously offended.
"Who are you calling a not fish? Huh, huh?!" She yelled, leaning in close to Gibbs and thinning her eyes. "Are you calling me a not fish? Huh? Are you?" She looked over at big Orric. "You saying I'm not a fish?" Orric managed to back away from her.
"Oh dear lord." Gibbs said, turning away. He saw the Captain emerge from below deck, followed by Xian. Gibb's shook his head as he passed Jack Sparrow. "This one's messed in the head Captain." He said, and heard from behind them the exclamation.
"Hey! I'm human. Wow. Look at this elbow."
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"Hi!" Dory said equally as brightly to Jack Sparrow. Jack gave her a solid, appraising look. Though she had her hair cut in the style most popular in Japan, it was obvious she was of Anglo Saxon background, but her voice was tinged with an unfamiliar accent. The cut of her dress distracted his eyes, and he blinked blearily.
Dory meanwhile had become fascinated by his hat, and leaning over, grabbed it off Jack's head. The entire crew drew their breath, waiting for the Captain to explode.
"Wow. So pretty!" She said. Jack's eyes widened with horror as she put it on her own head. It promptly fell over her eyes, and she blew new feather Jack had just glued onto it with a giggle.
"Oye!" Jack said, grabbing it off her. "That's mine." He put it back on his head, touching it reassuringly, horrified that the entire crew had just seen his really bad hat hair.
Dory's eyes welled up, and her face started to crumble into a pout.
"Bad squishy!" She said with a huge sniff. Jack's panicked, waving his arms to try to prevent her from crying.
"Here! Here. Take the hat. No crying!" He said quickly. She remained looking at the floor. "Are you okay?" He asked desperately.
"I don't know. Am I? Did you make me cry?" She mumbled, wiping her hand across her face. Then she paused. She looked up at Jack through her black lashes, and Jack gave he a worried look. "Hey, wow, I have hands."
Jack jumped as he heard the entire crew groan with frustration.
And thus Dory had somehow managed to find herself aboard the Black Pearl.
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Dory from Finding Nemo arrives on the Black Pearl to annoy Jack. Hopefully funny, don't know if it's going anywhere. Please Read and Review!!
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"Captain?" Called a voice from behind Jack's thick door. Jack Sparrow at the current moment was sitting cross-legged on the floor, attempting to pour rum from his bottle to his flask, a job that is very difficult if one is very pissed. Unfortunately, the knock at the door gave him a fright, and the rum bottle fell on the floor, leaking its contents all over the rug.
"My rum! My beautiful rum!" He cursed, grabbing the bottle, and trying to encourage the liquid to defy gravity and flow back into it. Looking about, he paused. "Hold on a sec!" He called out, and then bent down to lick the spilt rum up with his tongue. This left a fuzzy feeling on his tongue, and he scowled.
"What?" He snapped, pulling open the door with such aggression that the sheer force of it nearly knocked him over. Xian, the pirate on the other side of the door, raised his decorated and half shaven eyebrows at Jack. "Whaaaat?" Jack repeated.
"I think you better come up on deck. We've, well, we've found someone." Xian said uncomfortably.
"Stowaway?" Jack said, confused. "We've been at sea six weeks." Xian shifted uncomfortably. Jack frowned. "Of the female persuasion?"
"You could say that." Xian said, ducking his head as he rubbed the back of his neck. "She's, well, she's a bit strange."
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The pirates stood around the girl who had sat down grumpily, her legs crossed, her eyes half closed. They stood silent like this for a moment, exchanging some worried glances.
The girl had short black hair that fell around her jaw line, an angular face with large brown black eyes and a unusual yet cute nose. She was also apparently trying to think really hard, her eyes focusing on her noise in a confused way.
"Um, 33, um, oh, I can't remember." She muttered. Then she stopped, and looked up at the pirates surrounding her. "Hi." She said suddenly and brightly. "I'm."
"Dorie. We know." Gibbs said angrily. "We've been over this three times." Dory looked confused, her bright smile faded. She got up, her dress falling over her legs in a shimmer of silver and blue. She looked from one pirates face to another, turning a full three sixty, her eyes growing wider and wider.
"Oh. Have we?" She said to Gibbs, her eyes darting from side to side. "See, I have this thing."
"Where you can't remember anything for longer then about three minutes? We know. You already told us. Twice." Gibbs growled.
"Did I?"
"Yes. You told us!"
"Told you what?" Dory said, losing track of the conversation. Gibbs bared his teeth at her, and growled. He closed his eyes, trying to contain his anger. Dory bent close to him, giving him a worried look.
"Is he okay?" She asked. "I know that sometimes I get really mad, I've joined a group about it, to stop up eating fish, though I don't remember ever really eating fish.." She continued thoughtfully. "But I must have once, other wise, why would I have joined a group?" She looked at Orric, the big black pirate by Gibbs and grinned cheerily.
"Wow. You're big." She continued. Then her eyes widened with fear. "And human! You're all human. Ah! Humans!! Something's wrong here." She started waving her arms about, panicking and floundering like a fish out of water. Gibbs, who had opened his eyes, looked at her sourly.
"Yes. We're all human."
"I'm.. oh my god, I have arms." She said, bending close to Gibbs again. "Do you see these arms? Arms! I have arms!" The movement of her elbow then distracted her. "Hey, look at this!"
"Look, girlie, I don't know where you came from, but for the last bloody time you are not a fish!" Gibb's repeated angrily. The other pirates nodded in agreement. This at least they could agree on. Dory drew a breath, obviously offended.
"Who are you calling a not fish? Huh, huh?!" She yelled, leaning in close to Gibbs and thinning her eyes. "Are you calling me a not fish? Huh? Are you?" She looked over at big Orric. "You saying I'm not a fish?" Orric managed to back away from her.
"Oh dear lord." Gibbs said, turning away. He saw the Captain emerge from below deck, followed by Xian. Gibb's shook his head as he passed Jack Sparrow. "This one's messed in the head Captain." He said, and heard from behind them the exclamation.
"Hey! I'm human. Wow. Look at this elbow."
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"Hi!" Dory said equally as brightly to Jack Sparrow. Jack gave her a solid, appraising look. Though she had her hair cut in the style most popular in Japan, it was obvious she was of Anglo Saxon background, but her voice was tinged with an unfamiliar accent. The cut of her dress distracted his eyes, and he blinked blearily.
Dory meanwhile had become fascinated by his hat, and leaning over, grabbed it off Jack's head. The entire crew drew their breath, waiting for the Captain to explode.
"Wow. So pretty!" She said. Jack's eyes widened with horror as she put it on her own head. It promptly fell over her eyes, and she blew new feather Jack had just glued onto it with a giggle.
"Oye!" Jack said, grabbing it off her. "That's mine." He put it back on his head, touching it reassuringly, horrified that the entire crew had just seen his really bad hat hair.
Dory's eyes welled up, and her face started to crumble into a pout.
"Bad squishy!" She said with a huge sniff. Jack's panicked, waving his arms to try to prevent her from crying.
"Here! Here. Take the hat. No crying!" He said quickly. She remained looking at the floor. "Are you okay?" He asked desperately.
"I don't know. Am I? Did you make me cry?" She mumbled, wiping her hand across her face. Then she paused. She looked up at Jack through her black lashes, and Jack gave he a worried look. "Hey, wow, I have hands."
Jack jumped as he heard the entire crew groan with frustration.
And thus Dory had somehow managed to find herself aboard the Black Pearl.
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