I know I'm an hour late but problems came up….anyway I've decided it still 'counts' cause somewhere its still the third…..I'd promise it won't happen again but I have no idea….

I had been pulling something up for General Stevens,an ex-classmate, when I looked up to the sound of the door opening and to my disbelief Carter walked in looking way too happy for comfort. What the hell is he doing in a lab? I'm not even escorting him! I always escort him!

"Whatcha doing stark?" That chipper voice! When has he ever sounded that happy? He's never sounded that happy around me!

"Carter, I am in the middle of something important. What is that you could possibly want? Can't it wait?"

"I just wanted to talk to you for a second about something?" he sounded hopeful but a tad less happy. Damnit! Why couldn't he talk to me without ruining whatever good mood he was in? Why is it that I can't be the one to keep him happy?

"Carter unless its life or death, its not more important than this! So just leave and whatever it is can be dealt with later! I'm busy…."

It took a second before "Ok…..see you later?" I sighed "I'm getting irritated carter just leave."

I was waiting for the reply when I heard the door closing. I stopped typing to look over at the now empty space by the door. He's never left when I tell him to. What could be wrong? Did I really sour his mood that much?

"You know I would have understood if you had gone to talk to him instead."

"huh?" intelligent as ever Dr Stark.

"I myself am gay Stark. I can recognize gay and bi guys anywhere. That sheriff is most defiantly gay. I recon he was gonna profess his feelings."

"What?" Carter was gonna do what?

"Be open minded Stark! He seemed like a good man! Cute too. If you don't want him I will certainly be wiling to play reb-"

"NO! Touch him and I'll blame your death on an experiment!" Stevens gave me a quizzical look, but everyone knew he was a player in high school-even if he is gay " I care deeply for Carter but it has never came to my attention that he's bi…his wife Abby is the exact opposite of me, do you really think he likes me?" I know I was sounding desperate but if Carter did….

" Of course just go find out for yourself. I ain't going no where…maybe to that cute assistants' place…."

"Fargo likes geek and military talk. Walked in on him once or twice but I ain't never touched the wimp. Have fun."

I walked out(ran out) of the building driving to the station(breaking speeding limits) in record time. I rushed in only saw jo( "stark what are you doing here?") walked out went to Vincent's and saw Carter nursing a cup of coffee at the island. I sped on over spun him around, "My coffee!" Jack sputtered indignantly. Before I shut him up with a very forceful kiss.

I pulled him into my arms holding him up, my thighs in a vice-grip by Jacks legs. His hands on my shoulders. I would've thought his reaction was a good thing until he pulled himself away yelling "What the fuck are you doing Stark! Stop molesting me!" molest? I'm what?

It was then I noticed that I'd been groping his butt with one hand and had my other hand down the back of his pants looking for his entrance while humping myself against him while forcing him into a kiss. I was molesting him!

I put him down trying to stay in control. This was probably a rejection. Even if he did like me, he didn't now since I just about fucked him in front of Vince.

"im sorry. Jack, I just couldn't help but-"

"Promise me you wont ever do that again."

Rejection. "I promise Carter I won't ever touch you again. I-" he looked alarmed "I meant in public…..Nathan. You really won't touch me? Don't kisses mean you want to? Please don't mess with my feelings-"

My eyes widened "Of course I do! I tell everyone that likes you or hitss on you to leave! They either quit or avoid you!I try my best to lay claim without actually being able to it!why I-"

"Is that why Sykes doesn't come near me anymore?"

I realized then what I'd just admitted to…..and what he was mad about!

"of course I am! Sykes could take you away from me easily! He's the exact opposite of me! You smile around him! You don't around me!"

"Why would you think he has the better chance?"

"You married Abby! Sykes is the male version of her!"

"And we divorced! I hated her! I only married her cause of Zoey! Abby is the exact opposite of my type!"

I thought this over before I dragged Jack back into a kiss. This one much gentler. Before releasing his mouth in order to grab his wrist and pull his out of café diem and to my car.

"Where are we going?"

"To my house"

"oh…why?"

"cause I owe you a wash and I figured since you said not in public…"

Im not easy!"

"If you were I'd have had you genetically pregnant with my kid. We just figured out an chemical to do that. If you were pregnant then you couldn't leave me until they were Zoey's age."

"You'd get me pregnant!" I could hear more than see the blush on his face.

I smirked "As long as I and I alone got to have you."

"Fine. But we're not having sex!"

" We are going to take a shower together and I'm sure you'll change your mind when you see my bathroom."

"….How big is it?"

"The tubs 10' by 12' and the showers-"

"I meant how big is your dick?" I looked over and saw him checking out my crotch. He seemed a bit nervous though. I grinned.

"Don't worry princess. The initial breach will hurt but I'm sure you're not that fragile. I'll give you pleasure. While earning myself a cherry."

He gave me a surprised look before hastily climbing into the back of my car.

I raised an eyebrow but decided not to comment at his shyness. I climbed in the drivers side buckling up and pulling the car through the streets.

"Whats the scent of your lube? I prefer cinnamon. It has an drug in it that numbs the muscles down there."

I grinned wickedly "its called an entrance and by the time im done with you itll be begging for more from me."

"On the third day of Christmas an author wrote for me" is fun and productive. Everyone else should try it.

~IKKI~